"Good day to you, my students! It's a fine day - is it not?"
translated so that a finn can pronounce it [almost correctly] even if they don't know english would be
"Guuddei tsujuu, mai stjudents! Its ö fain dei - isit nat?"

So when I'm thinking of what I'm writing, I have to be sure not to write how it sounds in my head.
Because this is how it sounds:
Sou vhen aim thinkin of vhat aim v(r)aitin, ai hav tsu bii shuo(r) nat tsu v(r)ait hau it saunds in mai hed.

And to make things more complicated
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I = Minä
You = Sinä
He/She = Hän *
We = Me
You = Te
They = He

This = Tämä
That = Tuo - not to be confused with "Tuo jotain" = "Bring something"

• Finnish language doesn't have he/she kind of indicator of sex.

Instead it has nurse = sairaanhoitaja [lit. sick's caretaker], but a female nurse would be
naissairaanhoitaja [lit. female sick's caretaker] BUT sairaanhoitajatar could also
be used. -tar end can be used in some [career] names.
Ompelija [sewer - career] doesn't tell what sex the person represents. With -tar
ending it becomes clear that ompelijatar means a female sewer. -tar ending would
change into -tär if the career's name would end with ä instead of a:
pilot = lentäjä -> lentäjätär
Fortune [spirit of good luck] = onnetar [this one is always femine]

And here's some extra flavor
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I, Me = Minä
My = Minun
I think that.. = Mielestäni
From me = Minulta
(come to) me = (tule) Minuun
(become) me = (tule) Minuksi
(out of) me = Minusta
In me = Minussa
I have = Minulla on

I = Minä
Bring = Tuo
Gifts = Lahjat

Bring the gifts = Tuo lahjat - "tuo" not to be confused with "That ball" = "Tuo pallo"
[Tuo tuo pallo = Bring that ball]

I bring gifts = Minä tuoda lahjat - this is wrong
I bring gifts = Minä tuon lahjoja - this is right
I bring gifts = Tuon lahjoja - this is right

"Tuoda" is the basic form of "to bring"
"Tuon" already tells that "(I) bring"
"Tuot" tells that "(you) bring"
"Tuovat" tells that "(they) bring"
"Tuo lahja" = Bring a gift - as when invited to a party
"Tuo lahja" = That gift - as when talking about a certain gift

Finnish can be spoken without directly saying "I - minä". "Tuon - I bring" already tells that
it is me who is bringing..

• Tuon teille tuon lahjan merkkinä ystävyydestä.
• I bring you that gift as a sign of friendship.

• Opiskelen kieliä
• I study languages

• Osaan suomea
• I know finnish

And finally..
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Kokoa kokoon koko kokko.
Koko kokkoko?
Koko kokko!

Gather up the whole bonfire.
The whole bonfire?
The whole bonfire!

=)