«Instant reviews» of languages (27)

25 Name: Anonymous Linguist : 2008-12-07 16:11 ID:HUdt5U1H

Dutch = German with a heavy English accent.
Norwegian = Funny sounding Swedish.
Swedish = Funny sounding Norwegian.
Danish = Most inarticulate language ever.
Hungarian = Might as well be Klingon
English = A patois if I've ever seen one.
Spanish = Keep it Simple. Like Esperanto, only people actually speak it.
Italian = Silly-sounding Spanish.
Romanian = Italian that's been bashed with a Slavic stick into sounding pretty macho for a Romance language.
Russian = Now that's some macho shit.
Polish = What the hell do you need all those extra sounds for? And those nasal vowels are totally gay.
German = Second only to Russian on the macho scale.

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