The Perfect Woman (74)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 06:23 ID:JbW0e+aP

Here is where we post our idea of the perfect woman. Here's my perfect womans' perfect attributes:
Nihilism, Hard Right political leanings, acidic hatred and contempt for her enemies, Black Hair done up in a waifish page boy(like Hotaru), likes to wear stockings and black dresses, believes in Valhalla, enjoys techno, metal, goth and bubblegum pop, believes in the death penalty, anti-Communist, collects lamps and curios, believes in private ownership of varying kinds of assault rifles, not flat but not busty, just right. Kind of quiet, but also able to just "go off" in a blinding rage of fury. Likes kids and small animals. Pale skin. A healthy Disdain for society. Knows how to cook and clean. A wry, yet coy wittiness. Paranoid and xenophobic. Intelligent and well read in all the classics. Enjoys slasher films, guro, and sci-fi.

There's more too it. But I would actually forgo a lot of my contempt for most women if they were more like that.

Basically, I want Hotaru.

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 06:24 ID:JbW0e+aP

Oh yes, and no delusions of happiness or grandeur

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 07:58 ID:Heaven

Aren't you that guy who wants to be the abused woman in a relationship?

Wake up from your fantasy world.

4 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-04-11 08:52 ID:6laU13Dm

smart, pretty, and well-mannered.
there are plenty of them if you choose your contacts/networks well.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 15:32 ID:JfWmaGfS

>>3

No that was just a one time thing, my true allegiance lies with Hotaru. That's who I base things off of.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 16:02 ID:GKbJaxFb

I'm confused... who/what/where from is "Hotaru"?

And good luck finding such a person. Does this mean you won't date any other person unless they fit every single one of these qualities or just most of them? Because that list is pretty rigid...

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 17:05 ID:JfWmaGfS

....You...you don't know who Hotaru is? How can you not know who Hotaru is? What is this world coming to when the man on the street knows not of Hotaru?!?! Hotaru Tomoe, she's the soldier of death and destruction. She's kind of goth looking but isn't goth like mall goth or anything. She wears dark clothing, is a nihilist, and she's cute. This is my fetish.

And no I won't go out with women any more until they collectively get their shit together and start being more like this. As I've said, I'm sick and tired of blah blah blah let's move in together, blah blah blah gun control, blah blah blah John Kerry, blah blah blah gimme some money, blah blah blah blah blah BLAH turn down that heavy metal music, I want to listen to some R and B, blah blah blah blah why didn't you call me today....

I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it and no amount of sex can cure it.

Besides...there are other issues like blah blah blah I'm jewish, you should convert, blah blah blah I'm catholic let's go to church together, blah blah blah blah.....

Dammit...I'm not irreligious or anything, but I do not like Judaism or Catholicism for myself. That's why I want a woman who believes in Valhalla...

Oh yeah another thing I'm sick of blah blah blah did you hear about Angelina Jolie, blah blah blah I only read books when I have to study, blah blah blah do those Nancy Drew books I read in elementary school count? blah blah blah I like Cosmopolitan, let's take this quiz, blah blah blah who's Nietschze and Ragnar Redbeard blah blah blah ....

Oh yeah...and another thing...I refuse to wear Jewelry and I'm sick of some bitch telling me I should get a gold chain necklace so I'll look "hip"....

I'm sick and tired of all these bitches. My standards are high and I refuse to lower them....I don't want some betwitted little slut, I want a Valkyrie.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 17:06 ID:JfWmaGfS

Oh yeah...and NO goddamned tattoos...You might think that dolphin or winnie the pooh tattoo looks cute now, but when you get old and ravaged by time, I guarangoddamntee you it will look like shit.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 17:33 ID:JfWmaGfS

also I'd like to further add that when I say 'bitch', please don't read this like the ghetto 'bitch', read this as me equating them to female dogs.

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 20:43 ID:wq8WdIpg

For your sake, I hope your delusions are a joke. I really wish you'd stop starting new threads to explain your little fantasies to everyone in great detail.

Nobody cares.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 22:26 ID:GCViOgX/

for me, cute, non bitchy, non slutty

thats it

and man, yeesh, thats, really, really, weird

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 23:05 ID:TnvB7UNt

>>10

Look....I have problems, Ok. And please stop trying to inject your own personal reality into my finely crafted one.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 23:06 ID:TnvB7UNt

And 10, I was dead serious about what I want in a woman

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-11 23:59 ID:/7HvnZTu

the perfect women?

It doesn't exist stop looking for it everyone has flaws no one is perfect and that goes for me and you too.

Accept what you are given

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-12 05:17 ID:W0uBfXaz

Areolas the size of a pizza plate.

16 Name: Not A Secret Admirer : 2006-04-12 05:36 ID:Heaven

>>7
I dunno if this is the first time you've heard this or not, but I would never take anyone seriously when their 'fetish' is like, a 12 year old. Especially not on a Love & Romance board.

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-12 07:31 ID:PtzOUaKQ

No dude...I mean like at the end of the series when she's nice aned legal.

Duh.

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-12 07:41 ID:GKbJaxFb

I didn't know you were referring to THAT Hotaru, but you do know that at the end of Stars she is "reborn" and looks no where NEAR an adult... right? The only time she is EVER legal is when she is Mistress 9 and that's it. But no where has she ever appeared to be 18+ outside of the Mistress 9 get up...

19 Name: Not A Secret Admirer : 2006-04-12 15:35 ID:Heaven

Hey, I just keep seeing you post about her, decide to look up information on this supposed perfect ideal, and most of the information I see on her says somewhere in the range of 11-13, with one or two saying she might be in the 14-16 range eventually. I don't really care enough to put more research into it, but just going on what I've found and what #18 has said, I'm still disinclined to take you seriously on this, heh.

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-12 16:30 ID:1wsJ0cFK

ya know its just sad when you try to base your ideals on an anime character...

Makes me feel you need to get out more...

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-12 19:45 ID:gYXwvJzZ

I have gotten out all I need to....

This world has left me craven and cold...

You fail to realize that Hotaru is a timeless being.....she is the master of Death and all of its spirits defeated....Hers is the world to inherit and thine the spirits of the air...

Her place in Valhalla is guaranteed.....

And what of your ideals? You have based them off of philosophers and books of lies....you have created your own belief structure on a foundation of sand and you struggle to make sense of it all....

The Bible...Jesus....the Talmud....Judaism...in one form or another your bastard beliefs come from these things....there is nothing new under the sun. Out...out Damn Sun...the brightness covers the shadows in a brilliance of pain.

I stand by my beliefs, for I have seen the world....I have seen beyond life and death...beyond the battlefields of sand and where the Babylonians fell...beyond the Byzantine....beyond Babel. .....

Hotaru is my ideal, for she is infinite.

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-12 20:55 ID:GKbJaxFb

>>21

I have to wonder if you are either smoking something, crazy, or just really needy for attention. I can't decide between the three as it seems its probably all of them combined at the moment.

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-12 22:14 ID:gwe6rNo8

They said the same stuff about Jesus.

24 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-04-12 22:56 ID:h52RAkM1

If a guy with the description by >>1 exists, or if he himself fits the description, then i'm sure there's a woman like that.
Otherwise, I just see a description of a seriously mental person.
This guy wants everything but I'm pretty sure he has nothing.

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