Do more. Think less.
This is a simple, bet effective formula.
1.,Be active. Sports for example. Run, pump iron, play team games anything! Just lift your ass and sweat! At leat an hour a day but 2 hours would be the best!
Then learn, read, write, paint, collect. Do not stop, keep going. Then eat, wash and go to bed.
This all leads us to phase 2.
2., Think less. Now if phase 1 is completed properly than your ass is too weak to think. And if all that "life sucks, I wanna die caus' I'm a biological abomination" thing kicks in, then you shall respond to it in the normal fashion. "Damn I'm tired ,fuck that shit." If this goes on long enough your emotional, pardon me for the word, infantility will diminish. Not forever and entirelly. But if you work really, and I do mean "really" hard then you will gain a stable emotional base.
And if you think about it, from there on nothing can go wrong.
Or "fatally" wrong, at least.
Now you might wonder. Why is this guy writng all this? What is this thread about?
Well it is what it's called. ADVICE. Becaus only one sort of person writes in Love & Romance.
I hope I don't need to spell it out for you.
NOW GET UP AND GO!
"Becaus only one sort of person writes in Love & Romance.
I hope I don't need to spell it out for you."
T-r-o-l-l-s.
3GETting in a shitty thread!
shut the fuck uppercut
Yeah, I've read Maxim and FHM before too, >>1.
Seriously, you either are going to get laid or you aren't and frankly there is other stuff in the world.
For christs sake, go outside, admire the blue sky, play with the squirrels and flip off everyone you see.
This works for dogs too!
I came.
Dood....
Step 3 - VIOLENCE: That's right, nothing gets the attention of the person or persons you love like horrible violence. Tie them up with a rope, then carve your insignia into their forehead. Rest assured, they won't forget you anytime soon.
Step 4 - BUY HER/HIM A PONY: Everyone needs something to eat.
Step 5 - GENERALIZE: Remember that EVERY relationship is EXACTLY the same, so taking advice for one specific type of relationship and applying it to your own relationship is a GOOD idea.
Step 6 - POST CRAPPY TOPICS: Nothing says "I don't want to die all alone" like acting like a pathetic, whiney loser making topics asking stupid questions from perfect strangers. Nothing EXCEPT acting like a pathetic, whiney loser that makes a topic GIVING OUT stupid advice and generalizations on relationships.
Step 7 - SHOTAY: LARIAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!
Okay, I have to admit I was out of line a little bit on >>9. In actuality, the word is spelled "whiny," not "whiney." My mistake. Everything else seems about right, though.
>>9 yes, generalizing IS a good idea. (especially when you take into account my advice.)
>>1
St. George's approach works because:
I'd be careful though following 95% of all advice in this board, cuz most people don't even know what they are talking about.
Most posts here ignorantly recommend being too cautious and overly restrained when approaching women, and that is never a reliable strategy. Those poor excuses of advices depend on luck and fate, and won't get you what you want when you want it (not only sex but relationships also).
btw, I'm grateful myself being of help to anyone, especially to those who follow my advice. I'm glad and impressed that people are actually taking and responding to my advices positively.
How shall I dote on her with more advice, That thus without advice begin to love her? --Shak.
I attribute my fortune and power to Satan. I used to attribute it to Odin but Odin is a bastard.
I do like the Violence idea better....
It helps to find someone as filled with hatred as you are.
Keep useless comments like that to yourself.
I have met the devil, and he desires nothing good for anyone, only pain and suffering.
I don't think you really know what hatred is. Hate is is nothing but love that has gone terribly ill. Hatred is a chaotic feeling that eats you up from the inside. I dont know how much hatred you feel, but I know I had my share of it and it seriously kills you from inside.
Don't confuse your petty rebellious feelings with something as dangerous as hatred. Hate will eat and destroy your life.
>>15Keep useless comments to yourself.
No...Dude...I really do attribute a lot to Satan and I need a woman who can Hate. I'm kind of a Nihilist. I used to believe in odin and valhalla, but I do not.
>>17
You're back! Horray! Now go talk to Ulrich.
"Think less" does not always work. There are consequences for what we do.
Well, I imagine by "think less" it means "do not over-think or over contemplate"...coz too many OTHER doubts set in which tend to disrupt the whole thinking process...
Right?
Yes, true for many people, but some don't think enough
Very true, very true...