MY GF BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE SHE'S GAY :(( (32)

1 Name: Heartbroken Anon : 2006-07-16 05:24 ID:VtXLYQeR

When we first met I was dressed as a girl, but was obviously a boy. (It was fancy dress mothers day, I went as my friends mother)

She asked me what type of people I liked, because she likes girls and boys. My answer was "well I like you" and so it was done.

I didn't know it at the time but she had a bf right then, who was at the same club, not 30 feet away.
I luckily avoided a fight, but they'd broken up anyway.

We flirted heavily for the next few weeks, she acquired herself a gf and I slept around - then we went on dates with each other and became a couple, she broke up with her gf and then it was good. then she broke up with me a week later because she likes girls and can't bring herself to be intimate with a guy because of some shit that happened when she was 11 >:(

but she still messages me and I got a postcard from her (shes on holiday) and she said this to my myspace

"Hello there my pasty friend!!!

I just like well chavved it up in Agia Napa, the blaring, headache inducing capital of Cyprus!!!! And with a bit of RnB dancing.
HOPE YOURE OK!!!!!!
Ha, i went swimming at 5 in the morning. Well good.
And i got slightly berated by jacks dad for showering too much and using up all of the crusty jacks grandparetns hot water. As if.
Oh yeh, see you at the club this friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hannah, xxxxx "

shes on holiday with her gay friend jack who has a crush on me btw

:(((((

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-16 05:34 ID:PCEVhph7

lol this is what happens when you dress up like a girl

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-16 05:43 ID:6wZoH5mh

shit happens

>her gay friend jack who has a crush on me btw

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-16 05:51 ID:whS5df1A

hook up with jack

5 Name: Heartbroken Anon : 2006-07-16 06:05 ID:VtXLYQeR

I don't want to hook up with Jack. he's ugly, 16 years old, and confused.

Though he's not overweight and not all that ugly really, I like her.

dressing up as a girl = attracting lesbianzzzzzzz??????
; _;

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-16 08:13 ID:PCEVhph7

>>5

>>dressing up as a girl = attracting lesbianzzzzzzz??????

No, more like, if you're the kind of guy who would slip into a dress, you're in the mental state and cultural zone for getting entangled in this kind of shit. Your jaded sanity and categorizable sexuality hangs on a thin thread my friend, soon it will all be gone and your inner child will be like "lol wtf happen?!?".

Nonetheless, this was the comical relief of my day.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-16 12:35 ID:Heaven

Fucking chavs GTFO

8 Name: Heartbroken Anon : 2006-07-16 15:35 ID:VtXLYQeR

I'm not a chav ? _?

she's on holiday
and we met in a rockclub

and lol, chav's dressing like girls?

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-16 17:27 ID:6wZoH5mh

seriously, you went out with her for a week, fool around with her for a bit more. but she is not your girlfriend, never was. at most she was a a friend with benefits. be glad she didnt leave you for another guy, at least you have the comfort of knowing that she doesnt like you because you are a dude. stop being emo.

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-17 02:06 ID:np2EfthB

048. Weezer - [Pinkerton #08] Pink Triangle

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-18 12:50 ID:6Gc0HI1G

lol, threads like this is why I read /love/ every now and then.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-18 18:01 ID:Heaven

I bet she wasn't even sleepwalking you pervert!

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-19 03:53 ID:Heaven

>>12 oops wrong thread lol

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-19 09:14 ID:Crm9g2Xq

Go for him, he's probably cute.

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-19 18:43 ID:PCEVhph7

>>14

Did you read him state he's not just earlier?

16 Name: Mireille guy : 2006-07-19 22:38 ID:Heaven

LOL.

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-23 10:33 ID:D+kWrlED

Stop being bad at fucking.

18 Name: Heartbroken Anon : 2006-07-31 21:11 ID:VtXLYQeR

>>17
?
this really isn't the case, we haven't had sex

ahaha the plot thickens anyway~
she tells me that she broke up with me because her ex gf and her were fooling around. when she was on holiday she slept with someone, someone random, and when i next saw her she was kissing a boy anyway. it really fucking sucks tbh.

she told me about the ex-gf thing though when i slept at her house (only on saturday, 2 days ago) and we were both drunk and had kissed a lot, and promised each other carnal love which is supposedly still on the cards. on that day i took a rose and a letter to her whilst she was at work and she was greatly impressed and invited me to stop at her house immediately.

I'm thinking I'm taking her to the cinema this weekend though, where sex is supposedly promised - I couldn't commit on Saturday, she doesn't like foreplay, just sex - which is fine by me but we didn't get to it due to her lack of wetness and my drunken lack of originality and annoyedness at her lying from previous times

im thinking i should just get over her perhaps, but i really like her and i know she's bad for me...

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-01 01:04 ID:Heaven

>>12
>>13
I smell a new meme.

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-01 09:42 ID:Heaven

Sounds a lot like Squeeks's love life. XD

21 Name: Kail : 2006-08-03 06:34 ID:lNZwoyRg

Dude I totally know what you're going through. I liked a girl since Novemeber, and didn't start talking to her until April when her best friend introduced the two of us. The thing is her best friend really liked me, and was about to tell me when I told her I liked her friend. At this point I completely dicked myself over because after I found out she liked me I started really liking her, and then I told her and we started getting closer and we almost started going out, but then on the 4th of July at my town's fireworks show I was a complete ass for some reason (don't remember what happened) and I stormed off without saying goodbye to her. Long story short: I fell in love with her and I'm pretty sure she fealt the same for me, but then she started dating a guy she works with and left me watching Gamera: Gaurdian of the Universe alone in my basement. Not the same situation, but hey, life goes on and there really is a million fish in the sea. We're fucking stronger than them, dude, we won't let them put us down, we'll fucking get new girls and fuck the shit out of thems. Fuck yeah, man.

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-03 21:44 ID:aOJRLXCd

I have a slight obsession with lesbians. Not a sexual fetish, but they interest me. It's like a weird curiousity.

23 Name: Heartbroken Anon : 2006-08-07 09:00 ID:VtXLYQeR

hey guys i think my situation is fixed now, i stayed at her house and we dryhumped because she's on her period and now shes camping for a week, and then we're hardfucking :)

so looks like i got a fuckbuddy instead of a girlfriend!
what i've learned:
1) give girls Rosé
2) ????

idk but we have really good sexual chemistry anyway so i hope it works out

thanks for chatting, Love & Romance !

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-07 13:01 ID:0XiWLihW

what happened in the past than?

and that gay.. kick him in the balls if you don't want to get into a relation with him..

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-07 21:08 ID:MWpzdysG

What a magical journey this has been

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-09 05:05 ID:FZey7Kw+

I think the answer hear is obvious. HOOK UP WITH JACK

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-10 22:20 ID:7hV5di4G

whats a Rosé? dont you mean rose? fag

28 Name: Heartbroken Anon : 2006-08-10 22:31 ID:VtXLYQeR

>>27
rosé, the wine, faggot

i dont think we're fucking this week after alls said and done, she's having a girly sleepover (which just happens to include two guys).

I'm fucked. Ugh.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-11 03:55 ID:Heaven

Chavs, GTFO!

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-13 23:47 ID:BvugoOtw

>>12-13

Okay, now I'm REALLY curious.

31 Name: Heartbroken Anon : 2006-08-14 15:24 ID:VtXLYQeR

>>29
Because chavs drink rosé
dumb faggot

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-14 18:23 ID:Heaven

>>28
All that's left to do know is to throw your jacket over your soulder, say "Goodbye, my summer" in a sentimental way, and walk away into the dusk.

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