Some SOS here. (55)

1 Name: WeirdBlackTea : 2006-12-13 04:22 ID:3MTcNBPl

So,hello, I'm new here....Never used something like 4chan message board before...('____') Not experienced.
Straight to the point....I'm in some real trouble. Me wanna date a totally geek guy. Very noce. heart of gold. And totally geek. While me a model. Yes. And part-time fanfic author.....with a sense for seduction and sexy cosplay.

What should I wear? How should I behave, so that he won't get a heart attack and I have to call 911 during our first lunch date together? Oh yeah, we're both 21. But the boy's a totally UN-sexperienced boy. >_> Never been kissed and all. And I hope he won't faint because of my love for mini dresses.
Thanks a bunch.

2 Name: WeirdBlackTea : 2006-12-13 04:28 ID:3MTcNBPl

We met and got real close under some shockingly strange circumstances too......And in spite of his geeki-ness,otaku-ness and near hikikomori past lifestyle, I still admire him. Seriously very true story.

3 Name: WeirdBlackTea : 2006-12-13 04:35 ID:3MTcNBPl

We used to be very good,close friends during junior high and highschool years.
We were both total otakus, going to cosplay events together, playing at arcades, collecting trading cards, etc etc etc....Until I've finally outgrown my otaku-ness one day and decided to try a new path of life instead. But that best guy friend stick to his otaku-ness and geekiness until this very sec.
We got real close again after he 'rescued' me from a very messy,near-bloody breakup of mine.....Where he almost got into a fistfight with my ex....Looks like things started to develop at lightning speed for both of us from now.....But we're very different now....
I HEART him,but I'm confused too.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-13 04:53 ID:nguzydlV

easy. ask him out.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-13 05:26 ID:HxovzwUF

....what the hell? If you are for real then you are probably some fat load. If you aren't for real then you probably are still a fat load.

Don't discount somebody because they are hikikomori. I've been Hikikomori for a little bit and I'm probably the most awesome person in the world. I mean what with the Hotaru Doll...the AUG...shit like that. Pretty damn Awesome I am. But even then....I still couldn't be seduced by some weirdo bitch like what you are describing.

If you are for real:

Dress normally, act normally, ask him for a neutral dinner, talk to the fellow, and let him open up. Don't be a slut, don't be a weirdo, and for the love of God in Heaven don't try to turn this into some weird fucking Love Hina comic book bullshit.

I know a lot of people want their fucking lives to be some love hina comic book and that's fucking bullshit. Hilarity will NOT ensue.

God.....what the hell is wrong with you?

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