well, im 31yrs old now and so far, i have 3 girl friends.But now im wondering which one to choose. ok, one is very beautiful and quiet(i love it), another speaks a lot but very educated and smart. Also beautiful. another isnt
beautiful like those other 2, but has very sexy body, and she is a house wife(sounds so sexy to melol). the other is very nice one to talk with, has huge tits and also a house wife, but living so far away that i cant see her so often.
the reason why ive got to choose one is matter of time management. having 4 at the same time, and see them regularly is very tiring. the most beautiful one, beautiful and smart, nice to talk with and sexy, or big tits but living far away.. which one of them should i choose? any sorts of advise wanted.
sorry, a typing mistake. the first line. not 3, but 4
sage
Even though I think you're a bitch, I'll indulge you. It seems like you're just looking for someone to bang, honestly. If that's the case, go for the one most accessible. If you want an actual relationship, I'm sorry to say that none of them fits the criteria. You don't seem to be emotionally attached.
i think you don't have girl friends and you are just bsing here. get a better hobby.
if you are being honest, then go with >>4 's advise, s/he is right.
>>5
well, u r actually right. im 31(thats for sure),but ive never had a girlfriend in my life, and consequently ive never had sex with girls eithier. what i said in >>1 was just my wishes.
im already 31, and im so worried about having had no girl friends at all.(in my entire life!!) i dont end up with being called "fart man" i wanna be a "real idol" of girls!!
well what should i do?? any sorts of advice wanted.
Try to approach these women.
Treat them with respect. (Seriously, your OP made you sound like a real dweeb)
Ask one out.
???
Profit?
>>7
Profit. but im so shy and have no confidence.. i look aweful, like a monster and also, im moms boy.. to be honest...ive had physical contact(in a sexual way) with my mom a few times(not many times!!). i know its wrong, and i dont want to do it anymore(i swear)
"Treat them with respect" is easy for me i guess. i always respect girls, but "Try to approach these women" is the hardest part in the first place. i had always been picked on by girls(and guys) through my school yrs. they jumped on me or sometimes even punched in my face. they have always been toadstools(looks attractive but harmful) all my life.
ive always believed only my mom. shes done whatever i wanted to(including the sexual thing as i mentioned earlier). i know its time to change myself, but i have no confidence at all
to gain enough confidence, what should i do?? any advice wanted
>>8 Are you being serious? I can't tell anymore.
>>9
[Are you being serious?]
yes i am very serious. u know although i bluffed in >>1, >>8 is the reality... i cant mentaly (physically, i swear i wont do it anymore) shake off my mom
i really do not have any confidence with approaching women at all. give me a hand with profittable advice.. for gods sake
in during the prologue of Red Dragon/Silence of the Lambs or something. [Not Hannibal, but rather like the dude from RED DRAGON]
But in all seriousness, cast away your beliefs and just fucking go for it. Take a jump into change and the rest will go naturally.
Because this IMMA CHARGING MY CONFIDENCE is simply bullshit, you are simply stalling yourself D: (Oh I know)
Also stop fucking spamming the threads with your hopes getting some tits and ass. First get a girl.
Please don't feed the troll.
Hey >>1 !!
Stop trolling.
If u want cheap thrills, then talk to Mr Winky!!
GO WITH THE FLOW.
seriously. just go with what your instincts tell you, and do it!!!! like someone already said above, your just stalling when you try to get your confidence up, self esteem, watever. it'll come naturally as you go. if you spot a girl you like, or that seems interesting/interested, just go up to her and start talking, flirting by making suggestive eye contact, etc.
Or you could just go get back into your hugbox and leave the internets alone.
can we ulrich this guy off the internet please? thanks
>>17
As soon as he's erased from my mind someone brings him up!
oh my god...whats going on here.. a lot of unhappy pple and another fart man...
im i being ur idol? or just being picked on like i was in my school yrs...?
well i said give me good advice to "become an idol". stop picking on me. or u hardly find good advice because u have never had a girl friend and only wank in ur room??