Before the New Year Has Even Begun.... (12)

1 Name: Bitxi : 2007-01-01 04:08 ID:r5oDsg39

I got dumped.
for someone who snorts more coke and has a looser vagina than me.
Can /love/ tell me why boys love sluts so much?
(Also woe is me, should i become an hero, etc.)

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-01 04:29 ID:ZmUgHF7A

If she's dumb enough to go after jackasses like him, you deserve better anyway.

Fuck her (not literally).

3 Name: Bitxi : 2007-01-01 04:45 ID:r5oDsg39

...To clear up Anon's confusion, I (the girl) was dumped by (a boy) for (a slut).
It's the thought that counts, tho.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-01 05:19 ID:Heaven

Well all I can say is save your vagina for a boy who doesn't love sluts!

5 Name: TS : 2007-01-01 06:10 ID:t7EFsXLi

don't become an hero Bitxi; i'm recovering from a dump myself, except mine was more of a nasty rejection, but i'm still here, cause i have the rest of my life ahead of me. your ex fails hard at life, not all men are like that, i promise. please feel better, and happy new year.

6 Name: Bitxi : 2007-01-01 09:44 ID:r5oDsg39

why is 2007 already turning into a bad /love/ year for everyone? Bad things are happening to hearts around the globe!
also ty >>5

7 Name: TEENAGER : 2007-01-01 11:09 ID:TegvIN96

It's the year of the PIG.

We are all oinky and roll in our filth.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-01 21:09 ID:kwA+2Kcj

Sluts go after claimed boys because obviously there's something good about them if they're taken. Paradoxically, when they fail they prove the boy's loyalty to his companion but when they're successful the boy is a bastard who wasn't worth stealing away in the first place. I call it Schrodinger's cunt.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-01 23:54 ID:Heaven

>>8 wins an internet

10 Name: Bitxi : 2007-01-02 03:38 ID:r5oDsg39

>>8
Sonuvabitch, I knew I should have payed closer attention in psych. class.
>>7
Ah! I'm year of the horse! Is this a bad omen?

11 Name: Hanyuu : 2007-01-02 10:10 ID:mjV3GU0I

>>10
I am as well, but I think last year was the bad year for us. Try to think positively; the times are changing and so are we. You'll get your chance, and it will be a lot better than the loose fool that dropped his only chance to be a beaut like you. Oh, all things considered, please don't go after him. From the look of it, he has no eye except for candy. Let the shallow ones pick up the dirt.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-02 12:03 ID:WhLXLtnC

It's still the year of the dog. Chinese new year is 2007-2-18.
I am a rooster, but I don't believe that says anything about my personality ^^. Anyway, better luck the rest of the year.

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