I will teach u how to attract girls (90)

1 Name: fart man : 2007-01-25 08:20 ID:m2o6Z+kK

okay, from today i will teach you how to attract girls(this might sound a bit cheeky, but i believe i know better than most of u guys on this board). In other words, ill give u some tricks. now, i posted a lot of shit on this board, such as "i love my mom" thread. So whether u believe or not is all up to u. i dont give a shit about it.
okay lets get started.

Lesson1: what to talk about when u meet her for the first time.

well, what to talk about isnt so important. general topics will do. for example, the weather, ur interests and so on.
However, how to develop the conversation is extremely important. Although u talk about the weather which is usually considered a boring topic to talk about, u can still attract her(ill teach u how the next time)

but important thing here is u NEVER DISAGREE on what she says, and always nod and smile(in other words, u pretend u r enjoying the conversation). i guess u get good first impression on people who have the same opinion as u do and smile at u too, right?

okay thats all for now. the next time ill continue on Lesson1, and it gonna be an extremely important one, so dont miss it.

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-25 10:57 ID:Heaven

in before permasage

3 Name: TEENAGER : 2007-01-25 12:56 ID:Heaven

hi fart man!

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-25 21:21 ID:Heaven

feed fartman via the box under. his name suits his character.

5 Name: fart man : 2007-01-26 04:09 ID:m2o6Z+kK

okay, today im going to continue on Lesson1.

as i said yesterday, how to develop the conversation is very important, and u never disagree on what she says and smile in order to give her a good impression of u.

now, u dont have to worry too much about what topic u choose. talking about the weather is just fine. im going to explain this using an example in the next post.

6 Name: fart man : 2007-01-26 04:29 ID:m2o6Z+kK

sally: its a nice day isnt it?
paul: yeah, u like this? me too. its lovely.
sally: yes, its just perfect.
paul: yeah, i wanna go for a drive along the coast. imagine

  the weather is so beautiful like we have now, there r no 
cars around and driving fast. it gonna be so refreshing.
dont u think??

sally: oh, that sounds beautiful. i like that.

7 Name: fart man : 2007-01-26 05:22 ID:m2o6Z+kK

okay, in the conversation above, paul agrees with her, even thought he might not think the weather isnt as beautiful as what sally thinks, and it might have been a lot better yesterday. but here, what u think isnt important. so never say "i think it was better yesterday" or "the weather in California where i lived 5yrs ago, was a lot better"

moreover, look at the second line. he is asking her "u like this?", instead of just saying "yes". why is this important? this is because u want HER to agree with u too, just like u agreed with her. and she wont say "no i dont" anyway, because she was the one who said "its a nice day" in the first place. BOTH agree on what each other say is a lot better than just u agree with her. do u know what i mean?

also, look at the fourth line(driving thing). maybe he doesnt have a car, or doesnt even have a drivers license either. but that doesnt matter. the important thing here is that u make her agree with u. not many people hate going for a drive along the coast on a beautiful day, so u can expect a positive answer from her without risks.

8 Name: fart man : 2007-01-26 05:56 ID:m2o6Z+kK

u might ask "what happens if she asks me if i have a car or a drivers license?". dont worry too much about that.

why dont u say to her jokingly "no i dont, but i will one day, and u will be the first girl who i go for a drive with on a beautiful day" she wont slapp u or anything. she might even feel happy, because she knows u r kind of joking, and being "the first girl" sounds something quite special.

now, do u remember? paul and sally were talking about the weather. talking just about the weather is very boring, but if u develop the conversation like >>6, then the conversation will be such a good one.

thats what i mean "what topic to choose isnt so important but how to develop the conversation is extremely important"

again, u never disagree with her, and let her listen to what SHE wants to hear, not what YOU want to say. got it??

if u have any questions, u just ask me. ok, next time, im gonna talk about what kind of topic u should NOT choose.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-26 12:10 ID:Heaven

>u NEVER DISAGREE on what she says

God I hate yes-sayers. What's the point of even just befriending any such? They're going to be as good for your life as quicksand, or a poisonous, manipulative and vicious snake. If any guy would try to pull that act on me, I'd get seriously put off and demand he grew a spine. I even did that, in fact, a month ago when I met a new aquaintance. There's nothing wrong with having different opinions, it's just another way of looking at life! It doesn't mean all hell will break loose. Different opinions does not automatically mean that you must make all into borg (or pretend to), or else OH NOES!: people might think for themselves and see that different people have different experiences! What a horrible thing, huh? :-p

For fucks sake, FM, I really hope you're a troll and not that fucking retarded stupid.

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-26 15:36 ID:Heaven

>>6
The guy sounds like such a prissy.

>sally: its a nice day isnt it?

paul: mmm yeah. admire sky with her hey, let's go for a drive along the coast.

Fix'd. Way more subtle approach (and room for improvisation). Yours was too staged...more suited to a proposal of a holiday, rather than a simple drive. You don't have to illustrate a scene for her, the experience will speak for itself.

Thread fails because of too much generalisation and your scripts limit the response to a situation.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-26 17:32 ID:HsOlWTM1

thread fails because op doesn't have a girlfriend anyway

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-26 18:11 ID:Heaven

>>11

Yes he does, but his mom probably doesn't want to talk about anything interesting.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-27 05:53 ID:Heaven

if i knew fart man in real life i would be his girlfriend ;-;

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-27 08:40 ID:IjcQsB2C

If I knew fart man in real life, I would ask to meet his mother. She sounds like a loose woman.

15 Name: fart man : 2007-01-27 09:54 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>9

>There's nothing wrong with having different opinions, it's just another way of looking at life!

well, paul and sally were just talking about the weather and going driving. its not that important as "ways of looking at life"

also, if she finds out paul is just trying not to disagree on what she says, then, needless to say, pauls tactics would fail. However, she will feel good about him, if she doesnt realize what paul is trying to do.

>Thread fails because of too much generalisation

no it doesnt. and i dont think i generalized "too much" either. i do admit generalizing things, but u dont have to risk being disliked by her because u disagree with her.(again, theyre just talking about the weather) its a fact that to agree on what she says is so much safer way to give her a good impression of u, unless u r talking to strange girls.

16 Name: fart man : 2007-01-27 10:01 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>11
i do have a girlfriend, and ive always had girlfriends. i do not find it difficult getting girlfriends at all. why? because ive always tried to think of better ways to attract girls...always.

as i said before, i dont care whether u believe or not. if u think its useless, then dont see my posts. who cares?

17 Name: fart man : 2007-01-27 10:48 ID:m2o6Z+kK

okay, now im gonna move onto Lesson2

as i said in my last post, im gonna talk about "what topic u should NOT choose, especially when u meet a girl for the first time"

okay, first of all, what are u good at? computer sofware? video games? and do u think its a good idea to talk about them? probably not.
if she loves and studies computer, or spends so much time on video games, it would be fine. but if not, u shouldnt talk about them.

u might think if u talk about something u know well and she doesnt know well, u can show her ur intelligence, so that u can impress her. However, it does NOT work that way. she would rather get bored. okay lets look at the thing other way around. if she talked to u about space physics(which u dont know anything about or u r not interested in)in detail for 2hours, wouldnt u get bored? well, in a way u might get impressed, but u get rather bored, i guess.

so, u shouldnt talk about something considered difficult.

dont try to show ur intelligence and knowledge. u can do that later. rather, concentrate on bringing out her smile and laughter. nobody hates pple who can make the person smile and laugh, believe me.

okay next time, im gonna talk about what should NOT do in conversations.

again, if u have any questions, always welcome.

18 Name: Frigid Onanoko : 2007-01-27 12:04 ID:HsOlWTM1

>>16 please don't lie if you don't have to.

First accept for yourself that you are an adult and that you understand the responsibilities of being an adult. Understand what it is you want from a partner. Love? what is that. Affection and trust? more like it. Sex? it will be nice. Be open, and you will talk with people. With some, you'll find you like being with them. If you're lucky, you have the chance to deepen the relationship. This might go so smoothly that you're dating before you even know it.

>>1, its silly to attract girls. Why not find out how to attract people to your personality? girls will follow. What use is it have a partner, but still unable to stand in society? What use are you to your partner then? The kind of partners you will find are those who like to carry a burden, but those often aren't the healthiest minds to live with.

19 Name: fart man : 2007-01-27 14:23 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>18

>please don't lie if you don't have to

okay, ill ask my girlfriend to post here then. her name is SONG.

>its silly to attract girls

no its not. there r so many guys who dont know how to attract girls, but want to attract many girls.

>Why not find out how to attract people to your personality? girls will follow

im sorry, but its not always the case. there r so many guys who have a lot of friends around but never had a girlfriend. sometimes the reality doesnt work that easy.

>but still unable to stand in society?

what r u talking about??

>those who like to carry a burden

u know me. but for some reason, some girls like to carry a burden. i dont know why. u should know better than me.

anyway, the important thing is that it is important to have girlfriends and what i say is NOT wrong at all.
a lot of guys here seem quite young, so they now want to have girlfriends just to have sex with, maybe. but as time goes by, they will change.

"guys will be guys" ......no, guys can learn a lot of things about relationship from their experiences, but without having no girlfriends at all, they will stay where they r now

20 Name: fart man : 2007-01-27 14:27 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>without having no girlfriends at all

without having girlfriends at all

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-27 14:47 ID:7vQ5Y5J7

22 Name: Frigid Onanoko : 2007-01-27 16:03 ID:HsOlWTM1

>>21 not bad, but sounds bit like "How to be the Hero of middle earth, Aragorn" it seem to basically say: believe in yourself, and then list bunch of things useful for success.

>>19, sorry, FO not exactly clear. Meant to say, it silly to focus on attracting girls when not comfortable with any people. bla, hmmm.. perhaps still not strong point, in way written here.

For rest, well, think readers intelligent enough to see what value your tactics have. so bye.

Frigid Onanoko not very nice today, no? sorry, very much in love and not know what do about! excuse, please. bye!

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-27 22:29 ID:Heaven

>>1

Here's a tip:
When trying to sound like an authority u should not say u so much. It makes u sound stupid.

Next thread.

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-27 23:28 ID:6QVyedfD

>>1

Oh go to hell. This is total fucking bullshit. For a sorry and sad caliber of man.

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-27 23:29 ID:6QVyedfD

Pathetic.
Loser.

And if anyone here is buying it, that holds for them too.

26 Name: fart man : 2007-01-28 02:34 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>24
u dont have to see this thread, if u think its bullshit. im not TELLING you to believe me.

okay today, im gonna talk about what u should NOT do when u have conversation with a girl, especially when u see her for the first time.

okay, u want know a lot more about her rather than just talk about general things, such as the weather. so u ask a lot of questions about her.
However, its absolutely NOT a good idea to go too much in detail. for example, the name of the street where she lives.
why? because u r not doing the police's questioning. u can do that later when u get much closer to her.

okay, ill explain this using some examples in the next post

27 Name: fart man : 2007-01-28 03:21 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>27
okay, following r a good example and bad example

bad one
paul:wehre r u from?
sally:im from ohio
paul:good. where about?
sally:well, Athens
paul:wow, on what street?
sally:xxx avenue.
paul:really? my friend lives there too!

good or okay one
paul:where do u live?
sally:i live in Ohio.
paul:wow, i wanna visit there too! thats gonna be so much fun!

 do u have any ideas where i should visit?

first, u look at the bad example. in the conversation, u see paul is going too much in detail. dont forget she is a girl. she is physically weaker than u. u can ask those questions later, but not at this stage. she doesnt care what street ur friend lives on anyway.

However, the second example is either good or just okay, but not too bad.
the point there is that he isnt going too far. and she may be very proud of the place where she lives, and loves telling others about Ohio, if u r lucky. Then, the conversation would develop in a good way. and if u r not lucky enough its still safe thing to talk about. and what if u r not interested in traveling? well, u dont have to like it. u pretend u like it. and u can tell her the truth after having sex with her. she wont give u a slap on the face or anything.

again, at this stage, what u want to say isnt so important. dont worry about urself. try to entertain her and try to make her feel she wants to see u again.

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-28 04:51 ID:aiKCTgxl

>>22
Yeah, xD I like how it's written though. So many things about 'the timid man' seem to be so true about me. It has made me realise some things and understand some things better.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-28 05:21 ID:HsOlWTM1

>>28, me too, it shows me stuff and things, you know - real life - yeah. I really never thought about comfortable atmosphere, but since I've applied fartmans tips, I've just been scorin' and scorin'! Its incredible just how much sense it makes.

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30 Name: fart man : 2007-01-29 01:31 ID:m2o6Z+kK

i got a little bored. well, does anyone want to hear more?? if u do, ill continue.

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-29 02:39 ID:A/p/pVk/

Fartman,

You totally changed my life around. Thanks to you, I now have a steady relationship and I'm 60 pounds lighter! Courting girls doesn't have to be a chore aslong as you listen to Fartman's self proclaimed tips which are tailored to specific situations. Dating has never been easier, it's just like reading from a script!

Thanks Fartman!

Regards,
Lady Killer.

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-29 03:34 ID:Heaven

>>31 An interesting ID!

33 Name: song : 2007-01-30 23:30 ID:I+dJevPp

hi,i'm fartman's girlfriend.he is intelligent isn't he?
he says a funny(strange) story,but he wants to make laugh!!
he's a very warm guy.

34 Name: Patrick Bateman : 2007-01-31 05:17 ID:Heaven

Hi Fartman,

Thanks to your advice, I am now in a steady relationship with a hot model and earning 6,000 dollars per month. I'll never have to work again and never have to buy whores from the local street vender. You taught me that even a beast like me could find true love. Now, I have double the amount of corpse in my cellar!

Thanks Fartman

Regards,

Patrick Bateman

35 Name: fart man : 2007-01-31 06:44 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>33
thanx song. now ive proven i have a girlfriend.

hey pple, i do have a girlfriend. now does it help u to make more sense of what ive said in this thread?

36 Name: brian : 2007-01-31 11:18 ID:Heaven

>>33
bitch! i saw him first!
fartman, stop wasting time giving out advice and come back to bed.

<3 brian.

37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-31 16:27 ID:uBrao4QS

fart man do you work as a telesales dude or something?
What you're telling is pretty simple psychology used in such companies. That tactic was called..the yes method or something of the like xD

I like the idea and I know it works good share ^^

38 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-31 18:49 ID:pDOBCyfa

39 Name: fart man : 2007-02-02 03:59 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>37

>What you're telling is pretty simple psychology used

yes it is. but it seems a lot of pple here cant use such simple psychology. look at all the thread "i love her". many pple think only about what they want to do, but never what she wants to be done.

40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-02 06:49 ID:CzwM7ZTl

>>1

>>NEVER DISAGREE on what she says,

Shut your monkey-ass up, ass-kissing pussy boy.

Real man's man gets what he wants first above anybody's wants. Not even your mama's.

You must take the leadership, never, ever, comprimise your term.
When you change your term, it is your own decision, not hers.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you were talking about "how to approach women that exist only in your head."

I know, I know, people like you never committ such disgrace thing like touching a woman in sensual way, or to make fun of her, or to lead her.

but instead you do the great honor of touching yourself in the crotch.

You seem very inexperienced with dating.

Does your mommy still dress you up for the school?

41 Name: brian : 2007-02-02 06:55 ID:Heaven

>>40
fartman never said no to me, and now I'm riding cloud nine ^-^!!

42 Name: fart man : 2007-02-02 07:20 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>40

>Real man's man gets what he wants first

no. u can do that later. with doing what u want to do without any consideration about her, u will never get a girlfriend, unless u r a famous actor or football player.

u can always get what u want first, after being a girlfriend and boyfriend. why do u want to risk being disliked by her? she wants to enjoy or feel good too. making her feel better is always a good way to be liked. its a simple logic.

or do u happen to like a girl who only talks about or does what she wants and never think about u? "never disagree" is one way of making her feel better.

"i love cats" "oh i love them too!" is so much better than "really, i hate them. they really stink". or "lets go to a movie""thats a real nice idea" is so far better than "boring. play some games instead". its so fucking simple.

u know, u can do what want to do later, but at this stage, u must concentrate on making her happy, if u want the next chance to see her.

43 Name: Frigid Onanoko : 2007-02-02 14:32 ID:csYv1I1V

It good you keep posting under 'fart man' it help people understand they reading joke. keep up!

44 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-02 20:35 ID:q6Lg+WJq

Dear fartman,

You're advice is interesting! but, the problem with shyness is getting over the shyness. You can't just tell yourself "Go talk to that girl" and then you do it.

Sometimes inner feelings and regret outweight the thoughts in your head.

You may think, "I need to go talk to her" but you can't move to do it because you're too afraid.

That's my problem there.

45 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-02 20:47 ID:Heaven

y

46 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 04:37 ID:ehoGFrUj

>>fart boy

Your shit works only if girls' ataractiveness is below average; SOOOO below, nobody's ever wanted to date them.

The fact is that attractive women do not want pussy boys like yourself; pussy boys who can not prove to their girls that they can stand up to their terms, even the whole world is against them.

If you can't stand up to your girl, how can you stand up to your enemies who are likely to be stronger than your girl?

You are clearly a typical pussy boy who always loose your girl to a jerk off with no money, and can't figure out why she likes him over you.

yeah, keep defending yourself. It's so amusing to bust your pair of tiny little balls.

47 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 07:08 ID:Heaven

>>46

Troll, pond scum, low socioeconomic status, fragile x syndrome, &c. If you have balls, what the fuck are you doing posting on 4-ch? What's your advice, win the lottery and carry a concealed firearm at all times?

48 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 08:42 ID:Heaven

ITT: We teach fartman how to attract girls.

49 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 23:44 ID:Heaven

Heaven [Del]

50 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-04 08:27 ID:F/xqeQI8

For anybody who's curious as to whether the OP is full of shit: he is. Treat women like shit. The worse you treat a woman, the more she'll want you.

Listen to Leykis.

51 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-04 16:08 ID:HsOlWTM1

52 Name: fart man : 2007-02-04 18:36 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>44

>You can't just tell yourself "Go talk to that girl" and then you do it.

well, this is the only way to get over shyness. u cant expect a girl to knock on ur door and say "please fuck me".

>>46

>Your shit works only if girls' ataractiveness is below average

no. both, some attractive girls and not attractive girls.

>can't figure out why she likes him over you.

yes. i can figure out if she likes someone else better than me, or at least, i try to figure out. and also, i hate loosers who r always complaining about why she likes him better than me?? and such.

u guys, i dont know how many girlfriends uve had in ur life. and if u r already good enough to get a girlfriend, then dont worry about what i say. u go ur way. i dont give a shit about it.

53 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-04 21:39 ID:CzwM7ZTl

>>47

>>If you have balls, what the fuck are you doing posting on 4-ch?

It's funny, You seem wanting to defend the fart man's way, but the way you argue denies fart man as well. If he is attractive why the fuck is he doing posting on 4-ch?

>>52

>>no. both, some attractive girls and not attractive girls.

then prove it. give us the logic behind it.

So, you meet an attractive girl, overload her with compliments that she has heard million times, stick your head all the way up her ass, then:

take her out to dinner: $50

go see a movie: $20

gas money: $5

Trying way to manipulate her to suck your dick by paying total of $75, not noticing that you actually treated her like $75 hooker.; annoying the hell out of her by acting pussy, and being agreeable, typical, and replacable, not compelling, just like every other guys:

priceless

For everything else money can buy, she has your walet .

For biological need on her crotch, she has a man who is bad-ass, passionate romantic rebelion, the compelling force of the nature, not afraid of busting her balls and tell her what to do; A man's man who she dreams of when you are taking her out to dinner and paying for her shit.

It's ok boy, make love to your right hand.

54 Name: Frigid Onanoko : 2007-02-04 22:01 ID:HsOlWTM1

>you actually treated her like $75 hooker.

good call!

55 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 06:37 ID:N+XPCnVY

>>54
So true. I hate how guys pressure you for sex by thinking they can pay their way into your pants.

56 Name: fart man : 2007-02-05 08:15 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>53

>For everything else money can buy, she has your walet .

i dont pay for her. i pay mine and she pays hers, always.

>you actually treated her like $75 hooker

no i didnt. maybe, its u treating girls like hookers, because ive never talked about money. why does what ive said connect with money?

im not telling u guys to cheat girls. okay, i said before "always agree", but does this mean to cheat girls? i dont think so. talking only about the weather or hometown. she will not care after they being a boyfriend and girlfriend and finding out he wasnt telling the truth. moreover i said before "u can tell the truth later".
im not telling u to steal her money.

there is nothing to do with money(i havent even mention), or cheating girls. if u believe or not, i do respect girls more than many guys do. im not the best looking guy nor richest guy in the world. i dont have strong weapons like those to get girls attention. what i can do to attract girls is to respect girls and be kind to girls.

how to attract girls, in other words, means u see things from her eye. if she is wearing casual clothes, u cant take her to the most expenstive restaurant where everybody else is wearing tuxedo. u can argue with her about something which u think is very important, but not about the weather.

dont tell me i treat girls like hookers. to see things from her eye, or agree with her is nothing to do with money.

57 Name: fart man : 2007-02-06 08:20 ID:m2o6Z+kK

lady, u be careful of guys around u. ill tell u there r so many guys treat u like shit. treat u to dinner and expect sex with u in return. u may say u can tell who r good and bad, but since im a guy, i know guys better. and there r so many pieces of shit everywhere, waiting for a chance to have sex with u.

and lady, im gonna tell u this. u will be surprised at how many guys who argue with me here see girls like pieces of fuckmeat. be careful, what he tells u "love" may be blown away after having sex with u.

choose the best, not shit like some guys here, and be happy.

58 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-06 08:49 ID:Heaven

>>57
protip: girls like sex too. you patronising dick.

59 Name: fart man : 2007-02-06 15:17 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>58
i know, but not random sex. at least, not as much as guys do.

60 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-07 05:05 ID:hhi7G69M

>>fart fcku
>>dont tell me i treat girls like hookers. to see things from her eye, or agree with her is nothing to do with money.

You must be an illiterate dumb fuck. Those "examples" are rhetotical you dumb ass.

OK, so for your incomprehensive dumb ass, I'll paraphrase what they actually mean.

it means, "how can you be attractive if you are acting like every other guys?"

Be agreeable? Treat your girl "nice?"

That's what EVERY GUYS DO TO GIRLS!!!!

you are sooooo attractive that you make me wanna use you to pay for my shit.

Fart boy, let me tell you.

YOU ARE REPLACABLE GUY

YOU ARE TYPICAL

YOU ARE MEDIOCRE

61 Name: fart man : 2007-02-07 05:56 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>60

>That's what EVERY GUYS DO TO GIRLS!!!!

no. some guys treat girls nice, and others dont. if every single guy treated girls so nice, there wouldnt be any cases such as "i hate him". actually, most of guys "try" to treat girls nice, that is so true, but only "try" and she often doesnt like the way u treat her. thats what i say "see things from her eye".
u treat her so nicely, u want to get her love, smile or whatsoever in return, not a slap in ur face.

some guys say things like "i did this, did that for her, but she doesnt like it. whats wrong with her?" if she isnt happy with what u did, u cant say u treated her nice. only u "think" u did. u know what i mean? look at things carefully, and do what she wants to be done, instead of what u want to do.

62 Name: fart man : 2007-02-07 22:05 ID:6Gx0CvyG

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!!!!11111111~!!`~

63 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-08 03:28 ID:Heaven

this thread goes no where, hop in to waste your time

64 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-08 04:23 ID:CzwM7ZTl

>> if every single guy treated girls so nice, there wouldnt be any cases such as "i hate him"

she hates him, but she can not help herself to be attracted to the jerks-offs.

It's not because women like assholes, but those particular kind of assholes have traits that some like the Fart Boy doesn't have: the masculinity

he is the biological provider of the better, stronger gene.

He is the one that she can be proud of being with.

pussyboys like the Fart Man is like a moped; it's fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on it. (because he is a nerd)

He is the one that can beat a shit out of pussyboys like you, and be the leader of the tribe.

He is the man who is on top of the competition.

No girls are attracted to weak men like you.

What makes your dumb ass think that girls like average guys?

You don't want average girls, do you? If possible, you want attractive women.

So do girls, especially the attractive ones.

They are not about to settle for an average guys like the Fart boy who can be replaced with OTHER AVERAGE GUYS.

And it is not looks, or money, or social possition that makes Fart Boy an average.

It is his emasculate mentailty.

65 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-08 04:36 ID:CzwM7ZTl

That's right. The emasculate mentality like the Fart Man.

When guys are pussy whooped, or cowardly, being unsure of himself, easily rattled, agreeing ot everything what she says, letting have the lead over the relationship they are perceived as emasculated.

In other words, she will eliminate him out of her list because she no longer sees him as a reproductive male.

The most important key to be attractive to women is to have them see you as a "male."

Not an average male.

The Alpha Male

66 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-08 04:41 ID:CzwM7ZTl

Unlike most of the guys, women can sense "the Man" as soon as they see the guys, or as soon as guys open their mouth.

They can perceive the masculinity in the way he carries himself, everything from posture, being impecable about the hygene, fashon sense, confident facial expression, and the frequency that he emitts.

Well, lets stop for now.

67 Name: fart man : 2007-02-08 10:30 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>64

>What makes your dumb ass think that girls like average guys?

who said that? what im trying to say is only average or less than average guys ought to pretend they r better than other guys. havent u ever seen a bad looking guy is kissing a gorgeous woman?

u r pulling my leg, but u sure u r such an attractive guy?

>>65

>In other words, she will eliminate him out of her list because she no longer sees him as a reproductive male.

how many times do i have to say "u can do that later" r u retarded or what?

68 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-08 12:49 ID:Heaven

>>66
Yeah.

Seriously, if you're an average looking guy, confidence and an easy going demeanour can take you a long way. Lots of hot chicks fall for strong personalities.

Winks do wonders too ;)

69 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-08 18:15 ID:Heaven

Good thing I got a good girlfriend (and married) before I found "dating advice" on the internet, which essentially boils down to
a) Placating them until they open their legs. fart man: You aren't "seeing eye to eye" with them, you are patronizing them. They are (hopefully) adults, with real thoughts. You're treating them like children with with terminal illnesses.
b) Being a "real man" which means ordering them around to show that you have the nerve to order someone around. - No, they just get bored with the disposable yes-men they encounter. This doesn't justify inflicting one's misogyny/excessive hostility on random strangers under the pretense that "they secretly want it".

ITT: We will never have real relationships because we see women as RealDolls that make you pass a verbally issued multiple choice quiz before use.

70 Name: fart man : 2007-02-08 18:46 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>>69

>disposable yes-men they encounter

do u think "never to disagree" means a disposable yes-men kind? u must be fucking jokinglol

u know, ill tell u this again. u know, u r just talking about the weather, not about the most important thing in the world. how does the weather connect with "real man" thing?? u must be joking.

now u tell me. u r talking about the weather. she says the weather today is best, but u dont think its best.

sally: its so fine today. ive never seen such a beautiful day!
you: do u think so? i dont agree.

okay, now, u continue the conversation, and show me how to be a "real man".

i hope to hear from u soon

71 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-08 19:09 ID:Heaven

fart man, with your bad habit of writing "u", "ur", and eluding punctuation, your posts become tl;dr after something like 1 or 2 lines. Please, try to do something. It's really annoying.

72 Name: Frigid Onanoko : 2007-02-08 22:32 ID:HsOlWTM1

>>70. maybe FO can give advice to question, no?

here was initial set up.

>sally: its so fine today. ive never seen such a beautiful day!
>you: do u think so? i dont agree.

Fartman now say, don't disagree, just agree. You no think it true but just do anyway, it make her feel happy with you. (rest of modelled conversation early up sound like mad egotripping)

Frigid Onanoko rather have conversation develop this way.
-Sally: "its so nice today. I've never seen such a beautiful day!"
-You: "hm, that sounds very positive (doesn't it?) - what makes it so beautiful today?"

This answer allow sally to start talking. Maybe has reason for saying weather so great, no? open question, develop conversation. It much more honest and fun than just agreeing with girl.

FO, not know everything, but believe girls prefer being with guy who try understand them, than with guy who slime around. What girl wanna affectionate with slimeball? gross.. you really wanna live with such girl? Go ahead, Fartboy, but there many more girls around who wanna have guy with spine. You have one. Advise you to find yours.

73 Name: >>69 : 2007-02-08 23:03 ID:Heaven

>>70
Why are you so obsessed with talking about the weather with Sally?

1)Importance of the discussion is subjective to each person involved. (I think I understood what you said there, but I'm not sure, due to the 13year-old AOLer typing style)
2)Depends. If it is hailing, I'd tell her I would have to disagree. If the weather is at least pleasant, then it it's not bad but (insert clause here). Then I am not patronizing her, I am saying what I think (this is why people talk, not just to feel good about themselves and every trivial thing they say), and I am not acting aloof either.

74 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-09 01:19 ID:q6Lg+WJq

Ok, here's a question, how important are looks to a girl?

75 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-09 01:34 ID:JllMrI7J

>>73

Because he has a chronic masturbation problem.

76 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-09 01:37 ID:JllMrI7J

>>70

Frigid Onanoko rather have conversation develop this way.
-Sally: "its so nice today. I've never seen such a beautiful day!"
-You: "hm, that sounds very positive (doesn't it?) - what makes it so beautiful today?"

This answer allow sally to start talking. Maybe has reason for saying weather so great, no? open question, develop conversation. It much more honest and fun than just agreeing with girl.

You are absolutely correct!!!!!

Last thing you wanna be is to be boring.

And you know what bores a girl the most?

BEING PREDICTABLE

77 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-09 01:43 ID:JllMrI7J

Do you wanna be with a man who you can exactily predict what he is going to do next?

Do you wanna be with someone that you can sense when he is going to kiss you, or to engage into a next move?

Guys like Fart Man are typical pussy boy who doesn't understand things like this.

They just don't "GET IT."

78 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-09 02:04 ID:JllMrI7J

>>74

VERY IMPORTANT

But I'm not talking about the biological looks given by the god.

It's about being able to TAKE CARE of your looks.

You don't have to dress expensive, but make sure to always dress well.

It is THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT OF PROVIDING THE ETHOS.

And also, make sure that the clothings FIT YOU RIGHT as well.

Girls pay atention to proportion and the silouette of the body, way more than guys do.

Because of our corruptted pop culture, female tend to be more high maintenance.

However, through out the history of living things, male spiecies are the one who handles the flamboyance.

It's the male peacock with the beautiful feather.

It's the male bird with pritty feather and sings.

It's the male beetle with horns and gaudy shell color.

It's the male lion with the wild mane.

Let me resay my point.
Men should not dress to attract women.
But instead, dress well to show that you are classier than the rest of the guys.

Guys that dress well are not only atracting girls, but also, they earn A LOT OF respect from OTHER GUYS.

Which in turn make you "cooler," making you stand out of the ordinary crowd.

Let me say this again.

Dressing expensive doesn't make you look classy.
There are plenty of guys who have more money than god.
They try to impress girls by dressing expensive brands.

I know a guys just like this.

He must own the half the collection of Aramani clothings in the whole world,
but he wears them ALL WRONG.

Like things tucked into his pants in a dorky way, $5000 dollor suit adorn with a hopelessly dorky looking tie.

That's right. You can armor yourself with Gucci and Armani and still look like a dork, if you don have a fasion sense.

79 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-09 08:36 ID:N+XPCnVY

Frigid Onanoko rather have conversation develop this way.
-Sally: "its so nice today. I've never seen such a beautiful day!"
-You: "hm, that sounds very positive (doesn't it?) - what makes it so beautiful today?"
-Sally: "well, the clouds and the shiny sun."
-You: "did you know that clouds are made of evaporated water droplets?"
-Sally: Impressed by your intelligence. O RLY??!
-You: "YA RLY!!"

Girls really dig fun facts.

80 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-09 10:15 ID:Heaven

>>79
People who have brains are sexy.

81 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-09 14:04 ID:YfW2uZ2Y

haha, i like the fun fact idea... but make it a little more "fun". i know it was probably an example, but some people might get the wrong idea. sounds insulting right? as if the girl didnt kno what clouds were. the point is, you want to give a fact that she probably doesnt know, but you also dont want to go over scientific on her. the trend i've noticed is that girls almost always say that the guy has to have humor. therefore, its not just brains you want... but its wit. alot of people are born with it, but there are ways of developing it. it's very useful when talking to a girl.

82 Name: fart man : 2007-02-09 15:11 ID:m2o6Z+kK

>It much more honest and fun than just agreeing with girl

lady, ur example is one good way of giving her a good impression. because both of the people sound really involved in the conversation. u prefer that way. okay, thats fine. but id like to make sure that im not saying "just say yes".

what i want to say here is that u dont have to argue with her on such a small topic. being honest and saying whatever u think sometimes doesnt work well. Instead, the conversation like >>6 is so much better(or has less risks) than saying "i dont agree". u want to make the conversation go somywhere, not nowhere. u dont want risk that. and usually people find it refreshing to go driving when its beautiful, and where no cars around, especially when driving fast. so, lady, i think its another good way to develop the conversation. what do u think?

u dont have to be always honest. again, u r only talking about the weather(or whatever the small topic is). if u feel bad about ur lie, u cant tell the truth later. she wont slap u or anything, because its such a small lie.

83 Name: Frigid Onanoko : 2007-02-09 16:46 ID:HsOlWTM1

Frigid Onanoko being called 'lady' already! (hee hee!)

84 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-09 17:51 ID:Heaven

>>83
I'm glad you laughed, because it is funny that some idiot would mistake a little girl for a woman.

85 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-10 00:53 ID:Heaven

>>84
I lol'd.

86 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-10 00:58 ID:Heaven

>>81
Actually I meant it as a dud post.
But it's true, girls dig witty guys (even if your looks aren't up to par).

87 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-10 03:49 ID:YfW2uZ2Y

lol. yea i got that. just using it as an example. but i find that if you're clever and can think of things on the fly... that's really half the battle. what you should do is spend more time talking to people, meeting new people, not just girls. anyone is fair game when it comes to practicing speech and confidence.

88 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-10 06:14 ID:Zljaaj4l

>>82

talking about the whether is already boring.

89 Name: Nibbles : 2007-02-11 01:21 ID:6qdVn/Dr

What do you say when the akward silence hits?

90 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-11 02:43 ID:Heaven

>>89
Why, that is where you pull out a fun fact!

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