A HUGE HOLIDAY
"VALENTINE'S DAY"
IS APPROACHING FAST
So I'm a guy
I've very very recently sort of entered a relationship (sort of) wherein the two of us are friends, but maybe something more, but maybe not right now, emo whine emo emo cry cry etc
Ok, joking aside, we're both busy students and decided that we could wait a little bit before getting too involved in a relationship
So anyway, the 14th is coming way too quickly
What should I do? Comedy options eg pooper, dick in a box, etc are inappropriate since we aren't intimate. But I'm kind of stuck. I was thinking I'd bring flowers, cook dinner and we could watch a movie or something, maybe have a drink or two. But I dunno. What are you doing for the 14th? Tell me. Tell 4ch. Tell the world.
PS - If you're single my recommendation is to go out and get fucking poundered into the groundered, that would have been my plan before all this "relationship" stuff came up.
Aw shit.
You just had to rub some of that salt on my wounds ;_;
Well, DARN. I guess another valentine's without a girlfriend. Not that I ever HAD a (serious) girlfriend. Thanks a lot, asshole!
[I just need to meet a pretty/interesting available girl and then this should go like a smooth ride!]
Well, dude, I have no idea what you should do. Your plan sounds good enough. For an unintimate relationship.
I'll treat it like any other day.
>>3
Me too. Never spent a Valentine's Day with someone special (,_,)
That's why I feel so explosive when I hear February 14th!!!
Obligatory holiday with capitalist intentions >.<
http://www.meish.org/vd/ I visit that site whenever that day comes near. Anyway, I just live that day like any other day, just seeing a lot of chocolate and roses everywhere.
>>1
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Flowers are always a must. Every girl loves receiving a bunch of flowers.
>>5 I personally don't like flowers. I get sad when they die. You should invest in potatoes instead (I hope at least one person will get my reference).
>>6 How about some nice, bricks? You know, a nice slab of brick. Would that make you happy?
>>6
You're a farm girl?
>>6 i got it :D , but i don't remember its origin much...
give her some money. everybody loves money!
Arg, the 13th at midnight I will take some sleeping pills hoping I wake up on the 15th. Yet another Valentine's Day alone, all my friends have someone except me. And the girl I am interested in would reject me on the spot.
>>13
sad. would u like to visit "i will teach u how to attract girls" thread?
im glad i have a doctors appointment on valentines day, yearly checkup, so, yeah, at least SOMEONES gonna touch my balls come february 14th =P oh wow, that wasnt gay at all. ugh, "turn ur head and cough" .........
haha. fyi, the doctor's actually asking you to bear down (like when you take a crap) to check if you have a hernia poking through...it's just easier, not to mention more dignified, to ask a patient to cough. plus, you don't even realize what you're doing.
you could try bearing down and going ERGGGHHH as loud as you can next time he asks you to cough...tell him Anonymous sent you
The More You Know~
>> 2,3,4
SAME HERE
>>16
fucking signed, ahaha. you win my internet
I've never had a person give me a valentine. I was desperate last year, and now I want everyone to STAY AWAY. I realized the sappy romantic fantasies I want don't exist :B
Well, moving away from the "Damn this Day"...I hat it too, but still, if ytou wanna make her happy, then flowers are a must. Istead of home dinner, take her out to a really nice restaurant. Then maybe home for a late movie and some drinks.
One possible route..
many sad pple here. why dont u give urself valentine presents?
>>21a friend of mine was "forced to be single" a few months before V-day, I sent him a box of choclates and flowers and had it signed "from someone who cares", then I went to his place and ate his choclates.
smooooth