spill, my dears.
tell me your hottest and kinkiest--in full detail.
i'll prolly cum really hard from it. ;)
Sorry, a lot of us are virgins here.
I accidentally put it in the other hole, couldn't tell in the dark. Not kinky, but it did hurt her, I felt bad.
I once had sex with a female platonic friend of mine riding down I-85 in the back of a minivan... her parents were driving.
It was very very odd. We started cuddling, then somehow my hand went up her skirt, and then... into her panties... which then resulted in them being taken off. Much fingerbanging and handjobbing occurred for a while, and then finally- finding a way to look as if she was leaning her back to my chest and innocently cuddling- I took her from behind. It was somewhat uncomfortable, and I was convinced that I was going to be in huge trouble; it was only a matter of time before her parents glanced back there... but amazingly enough (I guess they were too tired, or maybe honestly didn't care) we pulled it off. She climaxed (both of us biting our lips so hard to not make any noise), and then finished me off with a handjob. She then licked the cum/vaginal fluid from her fingers, which astonished me.
We never did anything again... Hell, we never even talked about it again, and after 5 years I'm not sure if she would be willing to talk about it... but whooboy, it was very sudden, surreal, and hot.
>>4
I'd recommend talking about it. Not for the chance of letting it happen again, but to get it off your chest. Hers, too.
So like, there was this fruit salad bowl in front of me...
>>7
It was missing some grapes if you really must know..
When I was in highschool in the footballteam we did a gay gangbang under the shower.
>>6
YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD
... which makes it a great way to avoid being friend-zoned amirite
>>6
why dont you toss that salad?
i just fucked my best guy friend, my pussy is still soaked in cum. but now he has to go and im still so aroused.
goddammit.
One time there was some bubble rap and a pringles can in front of me..... and some mushy bannana in a cup beside it...
>>4 here.
I talked to my friend about it, and we had a good laugh. We definitely wouldn't fuck now (she has a boyfriend right now), but we had fun reminiscing about it, and both agreed 'twas a fine fucking.
One time my left hand and I...
>>14
I couldn't put the pringle part together. What did you do?
Bubble wrap, pringles can and slimy banana goo... Obviously he padded the insides of the pringles can with the bubble wrap, smudged it with the banana-stuff and inserted. Like an improvised fleshlight you might say.
BUMP! NEED MORE!
Hmm. Where should I start. Having sex on the sly is always fun. I remember one time at a LAN party when I fucked a girl so that we both were in the same sleeping bag. A friend of mine was sitting not 10 feet away, but he either didn't care or didn't figure out what we were doing, which was nice.
Another fun thing was the time we went biking with my ex. As we returned, she dragged me to the laundromat in the basement of their condo, where we fucked on the tile floor. It wasn't exactly comfortable, but the spontaneity of it made the experience all the more hot.
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>>24 is the
same person trolling all the
boards. Ban I.P. please.
one time i masturbated at the speed of fear to Ripley's believe it or not...this caused my penis to go up in flames and then eventually self propelling itself to the white house where it decked Bush in the Solar Plexus and he died
mega orc you are a immature douche bag who will probly never get a girlfriend unless she was korean
christines breast milk tastes like cream cheese
angela was as flat as a board
im sure she was to bad i seem to have amnesia for the past year
did you even forget the back rub? or the skirt or hell even the flowers? wat was that like 30 bucks?
i do however remember inserting my toes inside christines center while reading teh newspaper as i watched her hips undulate and squirm like a sex godesss
i think you are mistaking me with george lopez
......wel at least i talk to a goddess.. wat about you and your korean alien eh?
dont give me george lopez
i think i shoudl give them angelas numer
LOL good idea, if she ever picks up
(213)2005379 EVERYONE CALL THIS MOTHERFUCKER
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL this will be good
so whens your bro coming home
if its anythin like totse the people will be too cheap or lazy to dial and probably pretend they called
uh like saturday or friday
lol oh yeah well he needs to order the stuff and i am getting of this board
thread is become fail
Once, when I was about 20 and sitting on the couch visiting home, I was alone with my sister, me in nothing but a bathrobe, her in nothing but pajamas. She climbed on my lap to show me a magazine, though I whisked the whole obscene thing away.
By this time I was in a state of excitement bordering on insanity; but I also had the cunning of a madman. Sitting there, on the sofa, I managed to touch my penis to her legs by a series of stealthy movements. It wasn't easy to keep her distracted while I performed the obscure adjustments necessary for my success. I kept her distracted by speaking quickly while I cautiously increased the friction.
Her legs twitched a little as they lay across my live lap; I stroked them; every movement she made helped me to conceal and improve the secret system of tactile correspondence between beast and beauty - between my gagged, bursting beast and the beauty of her dimpled body in its innocent cotton frock. I felt her tiny hairs bristle ever so slightly along her shins. I entered a plane of being where nothing mattered, save the infusion of joy brewed within my body. What had begun as a delicious distension of my innermost roots became a glowing tingle which now had reached that state of absolute security, confidence and reliance not found elsewhere in conscious life.
The day before she had bruised herself, and now I pointed it out to her; my huge hairy hand massaged and slowly enveloped it - and because of her very perfunctory underthings, there seemed to be nothing to prevent my thumb from reaching the hot hollow of her groin - just as you might tickle and caress a giggling child - just that. "Hey, it's nothing!" she cried with a sudden shrill note in her voice, and she wiggled, and squirmed, and threw her head back, and her teeth rested on her glistening underlip as she half-turned away, and my moaning mouth, gentlemen of the jury, almost reached her bare neck, while I crushed out against her left buttock the last throb of the longest ecstasy man or monster had ever known.
And she never knew that I had effectively used her legs to masturbate.
Anyone up for the first time i got saran-wrapped? :D
um..sure
>>45 You are a very very good writer, if that is indeed your own writing. It's definitely fiction though because you can't expect anyone to believe you used your sister's legs to masturbate without her ever knowing it. Give me a break.
One time I when i was 69ing my girlfriend with me on the top I took a dump on her face. It was good.
>>48
It's an excerpt from Lolita. {Though heavily edited to sound more 4-chish.}
on the other side of the paper-thin wall, my 21yr-old neighbor is getting head from her 26yr-old BF. She sounds like a wounded seal, or a drunken cat in heat. They do this every Monday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday. At 1st i used to pleasure myself while she got off; but after a while even MY vagoo didn't want to hear her wailing. I made audio tapes of her voice and sold them to our neighbors, but only got enough cash for a pizza. She's doing it a again right now, and I just wanna Amanda Knox them both.
i dont want to b your neighbos.
you are mean,
fuck him outside like a trush.