What do you all recommend for first dates? This goes from activities (like going to see a movie and what kind, dancing, pubbing, amusement park, dinner, etc.) to conversation topics.

anal fucking until it bleeds of course you damn fag

give her a gift...a pink eye...jerk off and come on her eye right when she see yah...she'll be in tears

a girl whos not crying is no real girl. hit her face with your fist a few times, then jerk off on her tits

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Ah. That explains why your IP indicates you're posting from a prison.

Got it.

• Go somewhere you can talk to each other (not a movie).
• An amusement park might be too expensive and crowded, but fairgrounds would be great.
• Don't be too cheap or you'll.. look cheap
• Don't overdo it or you'll set a high standard
• Just going out for afternoon tea of coffee I think is ideal, as you can both get to know one another without spending a lot of money.
• HER: Only buy gifts with no resale value, you don't want to date a leech.
• HIM: Tell someone where you are going and with who before you go (ALWAYS), do a double date with a friend (although most hate those), or have someone shadow you (Just to be safe, even if you feel you are invincible).

I love how the one person who's actually serious and relevant is the one who saged.