what do you do if your condom breaks?
(answer and post a dumb question)
i got nothing (as usual)
if your condom breaks ask the girl if she takes the pill, if she doesn't, ask her if she is close to her ovulation, if she is, tell her to take the morning-after pill
what to do if you think you are pregnant, but you think you've been pregnant for the past month and a half.
well tell the father if necessary; then either keep it, send it off for adoption, or abort it (don't really recomend the last option).
what do you do when you find out someone close to you (friend, family member, etc besides your boyfriend/girlfriend) have been cheating with your boyfriend/girlfriend?
How can you tell you really like someone?
if your condom breaks..then put on another one? XD.
Just thought i add.. my friend has a girlfriend who REFUSES to have sex unless he wears 2 condoms at once which i find quite hillarious.
oh question answer to 6.. if your a bloke you generally get an erection and for a girl..i dunno lol XD.
What happens if you penis catches on fire?
take a picture of your penis on fire and post it up on myspace.
what do you do if you go down on a girl and it reeks of sewage?
put a peg on your nose.
Is the idea of wearing 2 condoms at once stupid? (my friend who said that is here!)
It's not unless they both break or if your date is allergic to latex.
How do I get really good at sucking dick?
practice on your dad
oh and it is stupid to wear 2 condoms at once, theres actually more chance of them both breaking that way. just wear 1 - you can always use extra safe ones that are thick and also have a spermicide.
why are there (relatively so many spammers on 4-ch recently?
Because they think 4chan's /b/ is no longer worthy of their juicy spam.
Why is making love so damn good?
so people will have a reason to reproduce.
what do you do when you wake up and you are missing your sexual organ?
german suplex her, then execute a flying elbow and land it on her forehead, you can then proceed in completing a shoryuken at full force rendering her in to a blood pulp that just flew out of your roof
Long hair or short hair? (on head here guys >.>)
long hait is for fags, you gaywad
Hair is inconsequential, unless they are sporting gross ass girl-dreads or some other hippy shit.
Do boys prefer shaven, natural, or just trimmed?
If they really like person in question, they won't care. But otherwise it's a matter of personal preference. I like either natural or trimmed best.
How can you quiet down noisy people?
punch them
how do you throw a decent punch?
use your whole body into it and step forward as you punch, use your shoulders, torso, legs, all behind behind your fist.
you can quite down noisy neighbors by blasting music or asking them nicely. if its people you hang out with.. tell me if you found a way , meanwhile, stop thinking about the embarrassment they cause you.
As for people that you hang out with, just tell them to shut the fuck up and give them a deadly serious look. they will shut the fuck up.
should i get a tan ?
yes..go roast yourself
whats the meaning of threads like this?
to get idiots like us to post on it and attract attention from other idiots due to the high post count
im bored. you?
Why else would i be here?
I played football today, soccer if calling it that makes you happy. My whole body fucking hurts. what do I do ?
pee on your leg
Best sex ever or relationship?
PEE PEE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
best sex ever, relationship can be found else where,
would you go to jail for jailbait?
depends if you're holding.
Can guys not get it up when they're on X?
because you posted on it haha oh wow
hey, should i get laid with her?
yes
can you cook sperm?
It's like boiled egg and even taste similar.
What do I need to do to get this girl?
Skills, like, Nunchuck skills.
When did this board become DQN?
>>34
Mostly DQN is more mature than this.
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what does DQN stand for?
FAPFAP!
o rly?
>>37
delinquent
How do we get this board to be less stupid?
YOU NEED NEED MORE PPL WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
FAP!
4-ch, a story for you:
There's a girl at my school who has a boyfriend from high school. I think she's really hot, but I'm not enough of a sly bastard to wrestle her away. So, I decided to put chocolate in her mailbox. I did it three times, and the third time I gave her an empty chocolate wrapper with a torn-up note detailing how there were secret messages in all three wrappers. It didn't hit me until later that she might not find that amusing, but rather creepy. So. I have a date with her tomorrow. Do you think I should tell her about my prank, or should I be awesome in totally different ways?
>>46
if you think she might find that whole "just this side of stalking" thing kinda creepy, best just to leave it out and pretend it wasn't you. if she calls you on it, just tell her it was you, but only afterward did you think she might have found it creppy, and how you got pretty embareassed.
Do you know if she told anyone about it? If she did you could say "So I heard you've got a secret admirer thing going on, is that weird or what???" Guage her response and take it from there...
if you're capable of being awesome in other ways you can employ those in either case
btw, how did we get here from asking what to do if a condom breaks?!?!?
>>49
I needed a quick answer for a dumb question. Hey, post your own dumb question too :)
And yes, I am quite capable of being awesome by buying her a drink, asking her where she's living next year, telling her about my NaNoWriMo novel, etc. Thanks for your advice, my original idea was the same as >>47 and I think I'll stick by it.
