I want to project the most hurtful way to dump my next Gf.
I want to cause the most intense and enduring pain, to permanently undermine the very foundations of her self esteem, to leave her burned and scarred forever.
Let's plan together my friends, we must pinpoint the factors which cause the most damage in a woman and evaluate the best methods of execution.
When the time comes, this time, I'll be ready and armed.
She won't care if you're an uglyfuck, you uglyfuck.
If its anything other than cut in little pieces and store in a fridge, I'm not going to participate. however I am very interested in how many pieces we cut and the arrangement of them in the fridge.
I have collection.
Looks like someone got used and abused when he was a child.
>>6
Agreed.
Cut off your dick and parade it around until she hears about it.
ur a nutter
I'm not all into this thread, in fact I think its horrible... Theoretically speaking I would say that you should do that one thing from that commercial. On her birthday send a chubby guy in a bear outfit to her house with a baloon and have him sing the break up song to her. Oh! and ask him to ask for a tip! lol that'd be awesome!
>>11 lawl nice idea :)
uhmm.. what about imprisoning her in my basement for.. ever ?:D
at first I could fuck other girls in front of her..
and then.. she would be completely dependent on me..
aah..... so many sweet things come to my mind....
Hmm sounds like an everyday average anime :P
lol I meant hentai not anime!!!
>>6
xD I would agree also. Did she do something so bad you want to humiliate her? :0 Wow.
Revenge or hatred is not the way out of this one... Hope you will realize this before you will find it out. That is all.
>>1
Find out her online account information. If she has a Myspace or something similar, even better. You'll need it.
Depending on her age, take photos of her being intimate and post them secretly online. Include a blog entry or something about how easy she is, and describe what she says/does when having sex. Do not let anyone know about it just yet.
Get her to masturbate for you, and secretly record her moaning as an mp3 file. You'll be using that on the website with the pictures.
Secretly (of course) record the two of you fucking. On her parents bed. Make sure she calls you "Daddy" often. Also make sure the camera is set so you aren't shown/aren't shown well.
Invite her over to your house at a specific time. Tell her to wear something sexy. When she arrives, be in the process of cuddling with some other girl (preferably the easiest girl you know). Invite her to join in. If she screams, good. If she joins in, even better. If she does join in (not likely, but if you word it right you might perk her interest), also call some of your male friends over to join in--make it an orgy. Record this without anyone knowing.
Upload everything to the internets using her information/her myspace/whatever. Be shocked and appauled the next day after word has spread about your girlfriend the whore.
Warez, mah man. What happened to that nerd girl you had for quite a long time?
Dude, first you have to get a gf but here you are holding your dick and muttering: OH MAN THEY WILL TOTALLY SUFFER WHEN I DUMP THEM!
Uncool, man. Learn to love 8)
SAGE
you sick fuck
You're almost as crazy as me, but not quite...
I think you deserve to be dumped over and over again without ever getting any chance to get that revenge.
ask her over to your house and let her walk in and catch you sucking her dad or brother off...or both....that should do it!!!!