So I love a girl, but... she's fat (51)

1 Name: Vampyr 0 : 2007-04-30 01:36 ID:o3enIlnE

This woman is like, the woman I've always wanted. The real deal. Intelligent, nice, and deep. She's pretty, but... she's fat. And I can't help it but think of what would my family/friends say if I actually dated her. I really don't know what to do.

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-02 22:19 ID:Heaven

>>14-17
Protip: You're not even close to being funny.
In fact, it's just sad how pathetically you fail.

19 Name: nigger man 32 : 2007-05-04 02:24 ID:+U3jqXnt

its better than being a fatass otaku that probalby sits in front of his computer al day eating oreos and being looked down on society and every woman on the planet...including fat ones you cuntbag

20 Name: man nympho : 2007-05-08 22:42 ID:k9J9FwN6

yes?

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22 Name: Shrek : 2007-05-11 05:38 ID:EWTTF/wK

Ogres are like onions. They have layers. If you can see beyond her seemingly hideous outside, you can fall in love with the core of the onion. Fiona and I have done so, and we now fuck every night. Let me tell you something. Fat chicks give good head. ;)

Regards,

Shrek
Everyone's favorite ogre

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-11 12:50 ID:bpJ5XP8x

>>22
Ogres are like onions. They smell and make you cry.

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-12 07:26 ID:nj83VidZ

I like getting fucked by a horse.

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-12 09:24 ID:H+d5KxTR

how bout fucking a fish?

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-12 11:53 ID:nj83VidZ

>>25 I love to stick fish in my ass.

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-12 12:53 ID:VEC5ZGu2

fish fingers!!

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-13 00:58 ID:Heaven

You must have some really shitty friendships if you're afraid of what they'd think.

29 Name: Mega Orc : 2007-05-13 23:18 ID:CWT2Eu2Z

fat girls got their pros....they provide shade during the summer and you can use them as a heater in the winter

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-13 23:42 ID:aEF3YX9f

>>29 But they are fucking ugly. Ever seen a whale naked? Their skin is so fucking ugly. >.<

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 03:09 ID:IQ5SpB5P

You guys are so shallow.
Fat girls are so sexy, so long as they're not rediculously large. There's lots to hug and snuggle to. They have such nice curves. A lot more comfier than any skinny girl can be. And they do not smell. Hell, they smell better than a lot of you guys.

OP, if you can't deal with her weight, move along. Let her find a guy that'll actually love her-- all of her. And to hell what the parents think, they're not dating her.

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 03:58 ID:Wu289Lrd

Look at the girl inside. YOu like her personality? Her maturity? Her wit and humor?

Then go for her.

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 04:06 ID:3btbcLcw

>>31 is a fat girl.

34 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 05:25 ID:IQ5SpB5P

>>33
I am a fat girl. Your point?

35 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 05:26 ID:3btbcLcw

>>34
Your opinion is completely biased. It's like me calling myself godly handsome with a 10 inch penis.

36 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 12:03 ID:EB5gOVr7

>>35
True!
And as >>30 said, fattys have this skin problem where the skin gets stretched too far and that makes them royally ugly. And the fact that they are just fucking large. Mind you, I am talking aboutr whales not about like 60-70kg women.

37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 12:15 ID:VEC5ZGu2

>>36
60-70 kg women are around the healthy weight range.

38 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 12:25 ID:bpJ5XP8x

>>31

>And they do not smell.

But they do D:

Like fish. Explain that.

Healthy weight range is like 50-65. 70 is knocking on the obesity door.

39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 12:28 ID:VEC5ZGu2

It also depends on height.

40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 15:43 ID:IQ5SpB5P

>>35
Okay, so... Would my opinion still be biased if I were skinny? =\

And 70 is so not knocking on the obesity door.

41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-14 19:25 ID:3wZ4U+p+

>>40

It depends, of course. If you are 180cm height 70kg in weight okay. It also depends on your muscles. Do you have a tough job like carrying around 25kg sacks you gain a lot of muscles and, as we all know, muscle mass weights more as fat. It all depends.

42 Name: Mega Orc : 2007-05-14 22:11 ID:FVQnT1Lc

id say healthy ranges are about 50-65 if your anywhere around 5'0 to 5'11

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44 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-15 15:37 ID:uPEaM7y6

>>43
Wrong fucking thread.

45 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-19 07:31 ID:Ll+X2Eq6

>>1
Just how fat is she? Like so fat her eyes are getting small? Or does she just look healthy and could shed a few?

>>13
I don't think an intelligent AND beautiful woman would ever go for you. That's why you're on 4ch!

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47 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-19 22:54 ID:Heaven

>>1
Help her lose weight. Don't make her lose weight for the sake of losing weight. Show her how to have a richer and healthier life.
Pick up some intense sport with her, cook her a few exquisite and superhealthy meals, and once she's hooked teach her how to make them herself. Also don't forget that it's unhealthy to lose weight too quickly. Plus, it'll make her skin sag, if her skin isn't given enough time to adapt: stretchmarks in reverse.

Remember: fat can be lost, but a horrible personality goes to the core. Fat can be lost within a year, but a headcase will take decades to cure. And a (figuratively speaking) lame person will take years to develop into something good. Years of learning, evolving and adapting. Good people don't grow on trees.

If her weight bothers you because of your family, rather than due to concern for her health... Something's seriously wrong with how you feel about her.

48 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-20 01:38 ID:jMhir6zc

>>47

>Show her how to have a richer and healthier life.

I can just imagine OP's subtle attempts at that.

"Hey! Let's have salad for dinner!"

"The arcade's getting boring..Why don't we hang at the gym for a few hours?"

"Sorry, my car's broke, you'll have to walk home tonight."

"Just one more game of ddr..."

49 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-20 17:32 ID:Heaven

>>48
..wow.. yeah.. i hope OP isn't that retarded.
if he makes her feel she's being punished rather than rewarded, it'll backfire.

50 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-20 22:11 ID:6ObQeGs6

>>48
I lol'd hard.

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