Alright, I'm interested in a german chick in my class, we talk from time to time, she's really nice. So, is there anything I should know about germans before I make a move?
Yeah. Scheisse isn't as harsh as the American equivalent.
Danke = thank you.
Don't mention WWII.
Don't call her a kraut.
Thanks for he tips. I must confess that I'm interested in many other cultural related issues that might be delicate to touch, such as Jews and the turkish community in Germany, of course that's not something I'd talk on the 1st date but I want to know how delicate are they or if I should avoid them completely.
I need more information about how to aproach, you know, different countries have somehow different dating "protocols".
Nothing is different.
"Don't mention WWII."
We arent talking about some grandma so you can talk about it. But why should you?
"Don't call her a kraut."
Nobody knows that you called us that during the war.
Of course you dont insult someone you want to date, right?
Oh, and germans like it in the pooper. Touch her ass, its a sure fire way to awesome german sex.
>>5 stuipid, you know nothing about us germans
German makes good quality products ^^
just make hilarious nazi references all the time.
dont be uptight about it. Germans are strong enough to deal with these things. Most likely, she will enjoy telling you how you don't know shit about the issues you're talking about. The turkish issue is not a problematic topic at all, at least not a topic that will trigger shame or anger or whatever.
and btw, >>5 is not so wrong. Germany is the top producer of very hardcore porn, yielding only to the Japanese.
That might be so but porn doesn't necessarily equals the likes of the general population, right?
Also, what about the dating protocol?
is derived from dc/tcp protocoll. easiest way is to code it in C++ and send it to her isp.
Sneaking up behind her and giving her an awkward shoulder rub is always a bad idea. Especially if she's the Chancellor.
Also, don't be Texan.
I think you should focus more on her, rather than Germany.
Well, I've kept talking to her, and she complimented my bacterial stain today. I'm trying to find out if she's got a boyfriend.
she complimented your what?
rofl
I performed an india ink bacterial stain to look at capsules in Haemophilus influenzae and she said she couldn't focus hers on her microscope, so i showed her mine and she said it was cute.
she's in a relayionship, so forget about it.
Hmm, what a pickle you are in.
looks like your gonna have to grow yourself a Hitler Mustache, if you want some german dick.
instead, shave your pubic hair into a Hitler mustache. Then you'll look much more alike.