and i screwed ginny
i see....... wat a problem u hav.
hermione is far fitter
shes fucking gorgeous! (emma watson)
she isnt into u tho, shes into corke*.
although my friend hermione is hot, she has a penis. too awkward for me and ron, who had a four-some with her and hagrid!
mmmmmmmm......... hagrid druels
over my hard cock
indeed, his penis shoots out fire.
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corke is a nut
he has a rubber butt
every time he turns around
it goes putt-putt
My book comes out soon be sure to buy it!
It's the final showdown between albus crackpot and the evil gay gaydermort.
I am Drew Pickles
This thread wins the:
DREW PICKLES SEAL OF SUPER SWELL GAYNESS
I will be in town shortly to congradulate you for aquiring this stupenduous award.
BUTTSECKS FOR EVERYBODY!!!
Hey, fuck you all for spamming here.
Wait till i get professor Mcdonald on you!
I fucked Dumbledore.
Damn you all for spamming in my magical thread! I will call the demons of the forbidden forest on you, and you shall be raped by hagrid and grind your bones to make his bread.
In a nutshell: You are fucked.