>>7
What the fuck you talking about, you aint got no friends
>>9
You're not friend material, for sure
>>11
Sneaky fucking bastard... Try "not to be", nothing of value will be lost.

Seriously where do all these shitheads come from? There should be severe punishments for infidelity towards both friends and significant others. For the world of me I do not understand why it's not up there together with things like theft, assault, abuse and other such crap.