Success!! (34)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-10 01:53 ID:4TyTHAyg

Hoooooly shiiiiiiit you guys! I fucking did it! I went out on a date with a girl and got tongue action at the end!

I've been reading up on dating techniques and how to read body language. It went like clockwork. Many signs were there, intentional physical contact, she copied some of the movements I did, she laughed at my bad jokes, etc. I used some of the cocky/funny attitude on her, stuff that Owen Wilson or Robin Williams would use.

Unfortunately she's kind of awkward about dating. She shows me things on Youtube when the conversation runs dry. She's also overweight but I can tolerate that for the time being. She turned all girly and flirty at the end, blushing and touching my chest after we kissed. I feel so awesome right now!

And I want to share this with you guys because I know you CAN get out there and date girls. Don't feel bad or awkward about reading dating advice. If you didn't date in high school or nobody was around to show you the ropes, a few pages of new ideas can shift your entire attitude.

Signed, an Anonymous who broke his 20 year dry spell

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-10 02:12 ID:PPnVmC+Q

but she was fat

3 Name: Chou : 2008-03-10 02:49 ID:M243NFHI

Ho-ly shit

Twenty years

That's a really long time

Unless, you know, you never got any

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-10 03:02 ID:rzfoPEi6

>>3
20 is nothing. 29 years is my record so far.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-10 03:13 ID:VRNgVnbi

Congratulations man,

"She's also overweight but I can tolerate that for the time being"

Be carefull, you have risen now but comments like these will make you fall quicker then expected. I was like that too in the beginning, "ohno she's fat" but damn it was the best sex i ever had and she became a very close friend. Big Beautifull Women FTW

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 04:14 ID:mADCk/yd

...after 20 years, OP finaly manages to kiss an overweight girl. I'm mean, but... rofl.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 04:29 ID:Heaven

>>6
Some people are into that.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 13:12 ID:mADCk/yd

but aparently, not OP.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 13:48 ID:3ZSzFbTG

One the main point, Congratulations on scoring the all-important initial "I like you as more than a friend" status with someone!

However, I also don't like the undertone set by your statement that "She's overweight, but I can tolerate that for now".

Since you apparently aren't into her weight or body, based on your statement like that.. Then I would be led to assume you're liking her personality...

In which case you should be initiating romantic contact with her FOR her personality, and not making depreciating comments like that... I mean, what's the reason you started trying to get with this girl, then, if that's not the case??

It's natural to want an attractive girl, but don't try to date a girl and then make comments afterward like "She's heavy, but I can tolerate it for now"... That says that, what, unless she loses weight, you'll be ditching her now that she's actually become interested in you? Incredibly shallow, and again, also, if that's the case, why would you have even tried to draw her interest in the first place, just to put ultimatums about losing weight in your mind about her...

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-11 16:40 ID:4TyTHAyg

OP here. Yes, I know the "overweight" comment was off-color, but since I've never had any sexual contact with a girl before, I don't know if I'll like it or not. I can appreciate BBW but facts are facts: she's at least 30lbs heavier than me and people will notice.

This only happened a few days ago too, and we've only met a few times before that, so I'm still not even sure if I like her or not. I guess you could say I'm so starved for attention I'll take anything that comes my way. She's still lots of fun to hang with, though. If I hadn't asked her for a date we probably would've been friends.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-12 04:33 ID:INRqCdSv

Careful mate, tongue on the 1st date?

Make sure you bring a condom on the 2nd.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-12 04:33 ID:INRqCdSv

Careful mate, tongue on the 1st date?

Make sure you bring a condom on the 2nd.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-12 17:08 ID:3ZSzFbTG

Again, Congradulations, with a few side notes...

I'd say that if you are concerned what people will notice or think, or if you're not sure if you like her, you probably shouldn't have been "asking her for a date" in the first place...

You've got to decide why you asked her for a date... If you're simply girl-starved, that's hardly a good reason, as the end result of that is that you're using her, which is very wrong, and she'll be incredibly hurt by that... I hope that's not the case, and you were attracted by her personality, and are just having some second thoughts or doubts right now... Again, you're going to have to think hard about this, and do so now, before you lead anyone on any further.

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-12 18:44 ID:Heaven

>>10

I was joking about the fatness. But if that makes you insecure, then do her a favor and break it off.

15 Name: little fox : 2008-03-14 03:58 ID:gFJNZS+V

>>1
This sound much like

It's awesome, It worked!!!

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16 Name: Da PG king : 2008-03-14 21:20 ID:FSZ31B05

>>>1

Wow, 20 years and finally some toungue action by a fat bitch... (snorts to himself)

Well so confagragulations.

At least your not gay

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-14 22:22 ID:Heaven

>>16

> At least your not gay

You sound so disappointed.

18 Name: Da PG king : 2008-03-15 12:11 ID:FSZ31B05

>>17 Naw, its just that hes braggin about kissing a fat girl after being 20 years old...

Now, I could understand it if the girl was like a victoria secrets model or something, no matter how old you are, thats impressive (like a dime out of a dime, hard to find) But a fat bitch? naw, thats retarded.

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-15 12:15 ID:GKDAJq/u

I'm asian, my chances of getting a girl are much lower than a white guy >:(

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-15 19:31 ID:jF943nup

I'm a white guy and my chances of getting a girl are much lower than a black guy

21 Name: Da PG king : 2008-03-15 20:03 ID:FSZ31B05

>>19/>>20 Race has nothing to do with it. Im white, and Im always with one girl or another...

Yall need to relax on that shit...

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-16 08:48 ID:9RN+j2o0

yup, it's not about race at all. It's about how appealing you are, and that has nothing to do with race.

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-16 16:36 ID:Heaven

>>21
One girl being your right hand, and another being your left.

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-19 03:39 ID:4TyTHAyg

OP back. You guys have no idea. Dating a fat girl is much better than its made out to be.

1) She is all over me. Because she's fat she knows she won't get as much male attention as skinny chicks. So she tries hard to be a good girlfriend. I don't know if I'm her first boyfriend but she acts like I am, or her first in a long time.
2) DD tits that are like a pillow to rest my head on. I can't wait to see them bouncing around.
3) She's going to be a freak in bed, I know it. She doesn't have that good-girl mentality. She kissed 2 of her girlfriends at a party in front of me, I let her because I know she wasn't serious and was just having fun. And she's flatly stated that she watches porn from time to time. I have so many ideas I don't know where to start.

This is great. I finally have something to look forward besides classes and lonely nights. I don't think she's my soul mate but I'm so glad I got a girlfriend, it doesn't matter

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-19 18:05 ID:Heaven

>>24

Careful, sparky. If she's too into you, that can be a very bad thing if you don't feel the same way.

26 Name: dthncrnge : 2008-03-19 18:15 ID:Isr011bu

>>25 ditto

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-21 07:52 ID:YOa1qPd1

>>25

Bonus points if this thread ends like a horror film.

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-21 12:57 ID:Heaven

Triple bonus points if this thread ends like a School Days bad end.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-22 07:47 ID:Heaven

>>27 >>28 Bonus points only awarded if pix are taken.

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-29 00:12 ID:p/ZboPZQ

>>24
OP with the cocky attitude all of a sudden. If you're going to get all analytical on her weight issues, you'd better be prepared to step up and give her that attention she needs, and not just because she'll apparently be a good lay.

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-29 00:12 ID:p/ZboPZQ

>>24
OP with the cocky attitude all of a sudden. If you're going to get all analytical on her weight issues, you'd better be prepared to step up and give her that attention she needs, and not just because she'll apparently be a good lay.

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-29 05:36 ID:iE7Mf2gk

>>28

Fuck. Yes.

Also, OP is a fucking pig.

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-29 11:06 ID:GKDAJq/u

Congratulations on getting tongue action.. Too bad, it's from a fucking pig.

it's easy getting a fat girl in bed, if they're bitchy.. slap them around a bit till they shape up.

34 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-30 19:25 ID:TwcxVtUd

'da PG king' learn English grammar & spelling before you make your animadversity posts, dammit.

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