I want somebody to love me for who I am because I'm so FUCKIN' cool. Seriously I'm fucking shit hot. If I ever meet somebody like me I would instantly devote my life to her. Why because she works hard, looks for the good in people, is shy but never lets that stop her, appreciates forgotten things, not very social but is slowly changing and has an urge travel the world.
Where the fuck are my humbled masses that worship me!?