Uh, so a girl winked and smiled at me today. I never had someone do this to me before. I just smiled.

What should I do in this situation?

Smiling back is a winner.

Next time talk to her, if you're interested.

Clearly she's disgusted with you. You should probably sock her in the mouth next time she makes such an offensive gesture.

She has dishonored your family. Your only option is to exact swift revenge to salvage your dignity.

Your ancestors are disgusted by your lack of action in this matter.

also could you pick up some milk on the way home?

This thread made me smile.

Bump.