The metal head and the princess. (7)

1 Name: Midvinter!QgObg6klz. 04/12/30(Thu)02:21 ID:Heaven [Del]

(This text was translated to english from german by someone, ie NOT ME)

The situation is: A very beautyfull princess, caught in a castle that is watched by a dragon.

Here`s the end of the tale with different metalheads:

HEAVY METAL
The hero appears on a Harley, kills the dragon and drinks some beer and have sex with the princess.

GLAM METAL
The hero appears, the dragon laughts about the appearance of the hero and let him enter. The hero steal the make-up of the princess and trys to paint the castle pink.

THRASH METAL
The hero appears, fights the dragon and rescues the princess and fuck her.

FOLK METAL
The hero appears with some friends. They play accordions, violins, backpipes and other wild instruments and dance to it. The dragon falls into sleep (because of the weired dancing), all leave the place - without the princess.

VIKING METAL
The hero appears in his ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe,
skins the dragon, eats him, rapes the princess until her death, steal all her property and burns the castle before he leave.
(My favorit!)

POWER METAL
The hero appears riding a white
Der Held erscheint ein weißes unicorn, reitend, take refuge in front of the dragon,
rescues the prince and loves him in an enchanted wood.

2 Name: Midvinter!QgObg6klz. 04/12/30(Thu)02:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

DEATH METAL
The hero comes, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, kills she and goes away.

BLACK METAL
The hearo appear at midnight, kills the dragon, impales him in front of the castle. Then he has analsex with the princess, drinks her blut in a ritual before he kills her finaly and impales her besides the dragon.

GORE METAL
The hero appears, kills the dragon and spreads his blood in front of the castle.
Then he has sex with the princess and kills her. Then he penetrates he the dead corpse again, rips her body off and eats her bowels - after this he rapes her again.
After this he burns her corpse verbrennt ihr einen Körper to rape it finaly a last time to satisfy his needs.

DOOM METAL
The hero appears, sees the mighty dragon and thinks that he cant never kill the dragon, get depressed and commit suicide. The dragon eats his body - after that the princess as dessert - thats the end of a sad tale :(

3 Name: Midvinter!QgObg6klz. 04/12/30(Thu)02:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

PROGRESSIVE METAL
The hero appears with a guitar and plays a 24min long solo. The dragon kills himself because of boredom. The hero reaches the princess and plays to her glory another solo with all the technics he has learned at the musical-college. The princess runs away and is searching since this moment a realy heavy metal hero.

NU METAL
The hero appears in a totaly fucked up Honda Civic, trys to fight with the dragon and burns then because of his idiotic baggy pants as they get on fire.

METALCORE
The protagonist appears and paddles wild with the arms and legs around
Der Protagonist erscheint und rudert wild mit Armen und Beinen herum whereas he accidently beats the dragon insensible. Then he runs angry away because someone has disturbed him in his dancingroutine.

4 Name: dmpk2k!hinhT6kz2E 04/12/31(Fri)10:50 ID:GpwXMd8C [Del]

warota

5 Name: Spiffy Hamster 05/01/07(Fri)21:38 ID:Heaven

Best is Nu-metal.

6 Name: canspekengrish?!8NBuQ4l6uQ 05/01/26(Wed)16:58 ID:Heaven

zitat: Der Protagonist erscheint und rudert wild mit Armen und Beinen herum

haha (nelson)
you error with translation ...

7 Name: Kickaha 2005-07-03 11:56 ID:0tmi/hRd

Heavy Metal for ever

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