ttp://www.jewschool.com/jimmykimmel.mov

Pretty good. Anyone know where to find more online by this guy?

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Iknowexactlyhowyoufeel.IhaveanoldersisterandshethinksI'mslopyandstupid.Andsheisalwaystellingmetodosomeofherchoresor
whatever.Ok,IknowI'mnotthesmartestpersonintheworldandI'mnottheneatestpersoneither,butIamnotslopyorstupid.Sometimes
I'mhavinganoffdayandIgetaC-onatest,mysisteralwaystellsme"Yoursostupid,IhavestraightA'sandyouhaveaC-onatest!"andsome
timeswhenI'mstudyinginthekitchen,ileavemypencilortextbookthenshescreams"Thisisapigsty!Cleanupyourmess!Yoursuchafuck
ingpig!WhenIcomebackiwantthisplacetobeclean!"theniwouldsay"Ileftatextbook!Bigdeal!Stopyellingatmeforeverylittlemist
akeimake!"thenIwouldgoupstairsinmyroomandgotosleep.Ireallyhateher,andsheusesevrymistakeimakeagainstme.Thenithought,
i'mjustgonnaignoreher.Thenshestartedbuggingmeaboutschool.ThenItriedtalkingtomymom,andshetoldmetoforgetaboutitandlit
entowhatshetellsme.SoIthought,I'mnotgonnaletthisbitchruinmylife!Soiwentuptoherandtoldher"Okthatsit!I'myourlittlesis
ter,youwonderwhyidon'tliketotalktoyou,orwheneveryoutrytogivemeahugipushyouaway,wellhereswhy..."thenIgaveherawholeli
stofwhatshedoestome,thenafteriwasdonewithmylonglonglistisaid"Yourmybigsister,andifyouwantmetorespectyouthanyouhave
torespectmeto,i'mnottrashandi'mnotapersonyoucanjustyellat.I'mnotexpectingyoutobefriendswithme,i'mnotevenaskingyouto
loveme,buti'maskingyoutogivemerespect.YourmeanYourrude,Hell,sometimesiwoulddoanythingforyounottobemybigsis.Butsadly
youare,sobottomline,youbettergivemesomerespect!"theniwalkedaway.Thenextmorningshedidn'tsaysorryoranything,sheleaves
mealonenow,andnowihavealittlesister.Andalliknowisthati'mnevergonnabelikeabigsisterlikehowmybigsiterislike.Iknowexac
tlyhowyoufeel.IhaveanoldersisterandshethinksI'mslopyandstupid.Andsheisalwaystellingmetodosomeofherchoresorwhatever.
Ok,IknowI'mnotthesmartestpersonintheworldandI'mnottheneatestpersoneither,butIamnotslopyorstupid.SometimesI'mhavinga
noffdayandIgetaC-onatest,mysisteralwaystellsme"Yoursostupid,IhavestraightA'sandyouhaveaC-onatest!"andsometimeswhenI
'mstudyinginthekitchen,ileavemypencilortextbookthenshescreams"Thisisapigsty!Cleanupyourmess!Yoursuchafuckingpig!Whe
nIcomebackiwantthisplacetobeclean!"theniwouldsay"Ileftatextbook!Bigdeal!Stopyellingatmeforeverylittlemistakeimake!"
thenIwouldgoupstairsinmyroomandgotosleep.Ireallyhateher,andsheusesevrymistakeimakeagainstme.Thenithought,i'mjustgon
naignoreher.Thenshestartedbuggingmeaboutschool.ThenItriedtalkingtomymom,andshetoldmetoforgetaboutitandlitentowhatshe
tellsme.SoIthought,I'mnotgonnaletthisbitchruinmylife!Soiwentuptoherandtoldher"Okthatsit!I'myourlittlesister,youwond
erwhyidon'tliketotalktoyou,orwheneveryoutrytogivemeahugipushyouaway,wellhereswhy..."thenIgaveherawholelistofwhatshe
doestome,thenafteriwasdonewithmylonglonglistisaid"Yourmybigsister,andifyouwantmetorespectyouthanyouhavetorespectmet
o,i'mnottrashandi'mnotapersonyoucanjustyellat.I'mnotexpectingyoutobefriendswithme,i'mnotevenaskingyoutoloveme,buti'
maskingyoutogivemerespect.YourmeanYourrude,Hell,sometimesiwoulddoanythingforyounottobemybigsis.Butsadlyyouare,sobot
tomline,youbettergivemesomerespect!"theniwalkedaway.Thenextmorningshedidn'tsaysorryoranything,sheleavesmealonenow,a
ndnowihavealittlesister.Andalliknowisthati'mnevergonnabelikeabigsisterlikehowmybigsiterislike.