A proper Eurobeat song must have at least the following words in its lyrics, wherever preferred and repeated as often as possible:

Dance/Dancing
Fire
Night
Japan
Tokyo
Street
Supersonic
Baby
Heart
Tonight
Super
Power
Burning

The ideal Eurobeat song:

"Baby I'm dancing in your heart
In the Tokyo NIGHT FIIIIIRE!
And it's supersonic tonight
When Japan, yeah, it's burning
And the streets are power!"

Actually, I found that Eurobeat is great for studying and writing papers. It has that effect of slowing down time. I owe my As in a lot of classes to Night of Fire.