Post lyrics you misheard. I begin.
Lady Gaga: Alejandro
"She's got both hands in her pocket"
-> "she's got ball pens in a bucket"
Machinae Supremacy: Oki Kuma's Adventure
"in the stories of children told"
-> "in the stories of Charlie Stone"
Carcass: Cadaveric Incubator of Endo-parasites
"A cadaveric crematorium, gaseous spumescence leaks"
-> "BLBLBLBLELLBUEBLBELBLUBELEULGHLGLUHGHUBLHUBULHUHGLHUG"
Irene Cara: What a Feeling
"Take your passion and make it happen"
->"Take your pants off and make it happen"
Apparently my girlfriend fell victim to the same mistake.