Away Messages (3)

1 Name: Guest: 05/01/11(Tue)01:29 ID:Heaven

lol IM programs are gay &c

If you were my homework, I'd be doing you right now.

I'm not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Ahh, who the hell am I kidding? I'm looking at porn again.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

I have a secret to tell you... I'm away from my computer right now.

How about you leave me a message and I ignore you? Sound good?

I'm magically changing the color of toilet paper.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'd rather be shopping than talk to you.

hello i want friend ship withh u

I am lost. I have gone to look for myself. If I get back before I return, please tell me to wait.

I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been cancelled.

2 Name: Guest: 05/01/11(Tue)17:10 ID:Heaven

I am not here lol

3 Name: Guest: 05/01/12(Wed)05:35 ID:gZiYQpJ/

eyes glazed over

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