The universe is 'flat, with ripples' (9)

1 Name: Sling!myL1/SLing 05/01/12(Wed)03:33 ID:srtUDBhj

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200501/s1280645.htm
"Astronomers [] found that the universe is flat with ripples that began as the tiniest variations in radiation left over from the Big Bang"

2 Name: dmpk2k!hinhT6kz2E 05/01/12(Wed)05:03 ID:Uw9t6Zjq

And here I though we were living in a huge hotdog. >:D

3 Name: Sling!myL1/SLing 05/01/12(Wed)06:15 ID:srtUDBhj

Personally, I thought the double-donut theory sounded more appetizing. OO
"The world is flat!" reminds me too much of old superstitions.

4 Name: dmpk2k!hinhT6kz2E 05/01/12(Wed)10:14 ID:wvizphL6

Well, at least we won't get eaten. That's always a plus.

5 Name: !WAHa.06x36 05/01/12(Wed)12:28 ID:2WCeiP4k

Admit it, you read that as 'flat, with nipples' too.

6 Name: Sling!myL1/SLing 05/01/12(Wed)13:36 ID:srtUDBhj

The universe is loli?!

7 Name: Sling!myL1/SLing 05/01/12(Wed)13:45 ID:srtUDBhj

>>4
Maybe all three theories are right?

Close view: a flat and circular nipple.
Slightly away: that nipple is laying on an infinite sausage.
Further away: the sausage actually curves into a donut.
Further further away: the donut shows to have a sister.

8 Name: Unverified Source 05/01/12(Wed)20:51 ID:e48V4fVq

>>5 Yeah I read it as universe is flat with nipples too! lol, I pictured a picture of a milky way or galaxy or whatever with nipples floating on it.
It reminds me of the episode of Ping Pong Club where one of the guys said that he forgot something and the other guy was like WHAT? and he said "my...nipples" and then a picture of his two nipples floating on the bathtub were shown. Of course, it was a lie.

9 Name: Unverified Source 05/01/12(Wed)20:53 ID:e48V4fVq

I also like how the sentence "Mapping the galaxies" was italicised..it made me laugh

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