http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7002658954
"The hottest new skin treatment in Britain -- for the whole body -- is chocotherapy cocoa mixed with black pepper and Madagascan carnation cloves."

"A cocotherapist says the cocoa powder is the key. It contains mineral salts to combat cellulite, vitamins to hydrate the skin, anti-oxidants to fight ageing and caffeine to help reduce excess weight. "

smacks forehead

People are gullible enough to try anything new...

Why can't people be pleased with how they were made? :(

> Why can't people have the discipline to work hard at being healthy instead of paying huge sums of money for quack treatments?

Fixed

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Because people are lazy, ignorant bastards.