Fujiyama! Geisha! Sushi! Tempura!

I AM OTAKU HELLO

BAKA HENTAI NARUTO

Boobs

REH-SOO-TOH-RAHN WA DOH-KOH DEY-SOO-KAH?

romanji

DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU

WATASHI WA
ANATA WA

Watashi wa nihon hajimete desu
Ginza tottemo san desu good!
Japeen no lady josei minna utamaro desu!
Yoshiwara tottemo san desu good!

A'ha a'ha sora wo koete a'ha a'ha umi wo koete
A'ha a'ha oka wo koete ikeba gaijin
Gatchoo getchoomen

Eebibadi samurai sushi geisha!
Biyuuteihoo fujiyama ha! ha! ha!
Konichiwa sayonara kore ikura!
Kamikaze harakiri ha! ha! ha!

Kakejiku suki deth miso suupu
Kyamera wa daijobu san desu good!
Ocha sake hiroshima nara kyoto
Desukoja gyaru ni mooten deth guutto!

A'ha a'ha niji wo koete a'ha a'ha yoru wo koete
A'ha a'ha jisa wo koete bokete nebokete getchoome

are you jealous because Gaijin have bigger penis?

jk

>>10

im joking :), i.e messing around, its a joke!

ninjitsu

Herro! we gong to store to findering tha hut pura.

I are's speaken engrish.

KO RE WAH YA MA NO TE SEN DESS U KAH?

Somehow, I feel that a lot of the posters in this thread are English speakers mocking their own kind.

>>14
SOH DEHS. SIGH-KYO-SEHN DEHS.

I like Japanese culture. Especially Naruto!

kawaii desu ne

BEEKON EGGU DABURU BAAGAA

GAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KOMUGIKO KA NANIKA DA
SHINBASHI!

Roppongi onna suki!

nekomimi mode

kawaii desu ne ^_______^

anata no baka!

watashi wa mahou shoujou ^___________^

WAH TAH SHI WAH BAKA GAIJIN DESS (^ｖ^)

SUGOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!

>>15 iiiie iiie you are mistaken des^__________^

that is sooo kawaii!! kakkoi nee!!@

kore chauchau chau? chauchau! kore chauchau chaunchau

KISAMA WA CHIBI GUNDAM DESS

wah tah shii was moto chibi gundam dess

watashiwa oppai no arimasen, soudesu ne ...aaaaaa

are you jealous because Gaijin have bigger penis?

jk

先輩、いったい　です！

Oh and thread jack, lets mimick annoying Japanese foreigners.

おじさん。あなた　の　くるま　は　やすい　です。

What the hell kind of gaijin are you people trying to mimic? You people sound like fucking 12 year olds, not people who are having trouble studying Japanese. Just becuase of this, I'm going to laugh my ass off when I see some Jap trying to speak English.

>>36 failed to observe that most of the replies were made by not-japanese

> 先輩、いったい　です！

This line sounds very ecchi to me.

> おじさん。あなた　の　くるま　は　やすい　です。

I don't get it... is this a stereotype or something?

>>39
Probably the "ojisan" part. I thought it would be funny to trash talk your car though....

>>38
So you understand, the point it is....

あああああ

まーま−まー
おっとっとっと！
まーまーまー
おっとっとっと！

Itch! Knee! Sand! Sea!
http://www.genkienglish.net/genkijapan/learnjapanesenumbers.htm

Don't touch my moustache!

DIE JOB DEATH CAR?

DO MORE SWIM A SEND. (I'm sorry.)

>>45: Is that supposed to be 大丈夫か?

>>47
「大丈夫ですか」だろ

Damn J-pop/rock Nazis!!!11!

>>43
すごい！

seinen

nyan nyan bento box kawaii ne bento nyan nyan watashi onee-chan desu nyan nyan kawaii kissu desu

>>45
THの発音はFの発音の方に近い

Full it care, cow was to become Ms.Note

DO MO' AIR I GOT OH

私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私私

私は勉強日本語綱島です。

>>54
I can't figure out what that is!

sow ray war wurcurrymahsein

>58

http://haiku.cc.ehime-u.ac.jp/~shiki/Pleasure_of_Haiku.html
Furuikeya Kawazu tobikomu Mizuno oto

>>59

I remember looking at that page when I was doing a report on types of poetry in 7th grade... I don't know what that has to do with anything.

>>44

（ ＾ω＾） chu chu rocket
（ ＾ω＾） neko wa kowai ♪

（ ＾ω＾）bishie glomp wai

Hello Japanese! I am happy Yankee!

DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA
OH NOES! I PWNED ISRAELI RESTAURANT WITH MY BOMB! HOORAY FOR ISLAM!
ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALLALALALALLALAALLALALLALALALALLALALALALAL

アイエムロリコンです

Boooooo creepy foot doctor...HOORAY, BEER!

I'll use my credit card.

Do you have anything cooked?

atashi wa otoko desu yo ne

points to gaijin t-shirt in kanji

Wanna smell my feet?

Do you have any non-dairy creamer?

>>53 no it's not

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I'm eating at a restaurant.

AA-CHOO!!

なぜじゃ？

When I hear the sound "AA-CHOO!!",automatically I remmember
Blues Lee (I don't know whether this spelling is correct or not) who was the hero when I was small.

The worst thing I've ever seen was "WATASHI AI ANATA"...I laughed so much at that one, because it is so wrong in so many ways.

Also the whole "fuck america, i want to move to japan and teach english and i can watch anime all the time, ne?" type of people...silly beikokujin.

>>85

But I'm a baka igirisujin who wants to do that, is that ok? ;_;

I want to learn Japanese thoroughly, move to Japan and, well, write! :3

>>1

Ha ha! Well said!
To be honest, I'm actually gaijin.
But unlike most loser Wapanese, I have actually set
foot in Japan.
I can speak Japanese.
I don't watch kids cartoons.
But then, I'm not an American either.

>>88

gb2/corea/

Dudes, let'm dream.. I think it's good that a country in the east is so popular for western kids.

I guess im one of those whom never been there (in Japan that is), but i would like to. The thing is im not that much inte Anime and shit but i would like to go there becouse it's an outher culture. anyone know anything about the street culture there btw? is there any punx there? :)

/Pierre, /North of Sweden :)

yeah one more thing, that gajin thing, isent that kinda nazi like?

一人一殺

>>91
It's not nazi-like at all.

Japanese just don't like seeing loser Americans
stereotyping them.

"Oh, I'll go to Japan. Everyone loves anime there! And I love
Japanese girls! Even though I've never met one! Oh, and Naruto! Desu! Desu! Desu! Dattebayo! I can type romaji!"

I mean, seriously.

If you're treated like a geek in the US, you'll be treated as such
in Japan.

Americans do often stereotype people from countries such as Japan, since most Americans are close minded and do not take the time to really learn about a countries culture.

However, there are decent people in America.

I know some good people there, who do not love Japan for the wrong reasons like the whole "OH MY GOD ANIME" reason.

In fact, I know some people who really read about the history and love the country for many other reasons.

So in saying this, what i'm trying to get at, is that not all Americans who love Japan are losers.

oh my gawd! did you seriously post your email, >>94-san? That's a little bit ballsy, if you ask me.

I would seriously like to try staying in Japan sometime, though, and considering I've never been into anime I must not be too much of a loser. Then again...I post here. What does that say? I might be ... OTAKU! Nooooooooo! I've said the "O" word.

why is it ballsy? lol

>>87 I wanna learn the language, but to sing ... like BoA! I wonder if I have much of chance though. Probably not. But I have these crazy big dreams and if I'm doing what I love, then I feel happy!

You're gonna get spammed, >>94.

Ah, I see...
Oh well, I guess i'll have to face it, right? :D

100GET

[that didnt come out right at 99, i maant that I had'nt thought of getting spammed]

Foreign devils!!

Lol Japan.

I am studying Japanese, I'm 14, and when I go into high school, I will have all my language credits. My grammar is good, but I need to work on my vocabulary....And Kanji...

>>84

LOL. It is "Bruce Lee." But you made me laugh because I was reminded of the part in Azumanga Daioh where Osaka asks if "Bruce Lee" is "Blue Three."

I once talked with a Canadian in IRC2ch,who likes reading Azumanga Daioh.

です。

>>105
I think I might know who you're talking about.

Holy crap, that post was like a year old. Nevermind.

>>108
LOL

Hairyjewkoo!

101GET

"Konnichiwa minna-san, Emiri desu."

if you don't get it, don't make yourself suffer the horror of finding out.

If only 外人 could realize that Japanese is tough, both the language and the culture...

外人。。。ａｒｅ　ａｌｌ　ｆｏｒｅｉｇｎｅｒｓ　ｃｏｎｓｉｄｅｒｅｄ　ｇａｉｊｉｎ　ｅｖｅｎ　ｉｆ　ｔｈｅｙ　ｄｏ　ｎｏｔ　ｆｉｔ　ｔｈｅ　ａｂｏｖｅ　ｃｒｉｔｅｒｉａ？
ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ａｒｅ　ｐｒｏｂａｂｌｙ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｔｈａｔ　ａｒｅ　ｎｏｔ　ａｎｉｍｅ　ｌｏｖｉｎｇ．．．　ｐｅｏｐｌｅ　ｗｈｏ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｗｈａｔ　ｔｈｅｙ　ａｒｅ　ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ　ａｂｏｕｔ．　ｔｈｏｕｇｈ　ｔｈａｔ　ｉｓ　ｍｏｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｏｐｕｌａｔｉｏｎ．　

ばかばなし、、、このｽﾚ

I think you should do them the respect of taking all gaijin on a case-by-case basis. Although a quick questionnaire should be able to filter out the worst of them.

lol, i wanna move to Japan it'll be great there I read online you can just watch animes all day and not have to do anything else~!!! My fav pokemon is Scyther, but they probably say Sukaiser there because Japan is all zany liek that~!!! i heard they all like Naruto and Seeraamuun too~!!! i wonder if any of them will know what the writing on my "baka gaijin" t-shitr means~!!!!!

Bye bye~!!!!

desu~

>>117
荒し

tt

(* 'ω '*)ちんちんちんぽっぽ

>>117

いったいだ。

>>112
die now lol

>>120
フｗｗｗェｗｗｗｗンｗｗｗｗｗｗリｗｗｗｗルｗｗ

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>125
English, please.

I buy pocky and then i eat them while talking to you.

>>112
貴様、万が一にでも加藤英美里様を愚弄してるのではなかろうな、
念のために訊いておくが。

>>125
Incredible. Tell me, how large is you naruto headband collection?

>>125
Wow, old copypasta. Is that you, Katie?

>>129
OH GOD I KNOW SOME GUY WHO WEARS ONE OF THOSE EVERYWHERE.

>>129
The next person I see wearing one of those will be beaten severely. Naruto is a pile of feces dressed up with some colour and sucked up by twelve-year-olds and weaboos.

Here's an imitation of a smart gaijin:
"I will make an honest attempt at correctly learning the Japanese language and culture. I shall do my best, though. I realize I am not Japanese. Please feel free to correct me if I make any mistakes."

Too bad we won't see the next one for about seventy years.

>>131
Japanese culture is pretty diverse, not EVERYTHING about it is interesting. It's like wanting to learn every minute aspect of culture in the UK, some of it is going to put you to sleep. Choose a niche, and run with it.

Bakas wearing Naruto ANYTHING should be executed, publically, with Rosie O' Donnells ass crack. On second, for the love of god not publically.

>>133
Not even Hitler deserves Rosie O' Donnell.

How about Roseanne instead? At least she can sing.

Its Hilarious how everyone in here replying aren't 日本人 at all.

Its Hilarious how everyone in here replying aren't 日本人 at all.

>>136 Don't spam please.

>>137Sorry.

HELLO JAPANESE
I AM HAPPY YANKEE

>>139
Hi,metabolic syndrome

http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/cas/605691218.html

desu desu desu

Hello I'm Mr. Japanophile. I'm Actually Studying Japanese Intensively For So To Say Aproximately Already 5 Years Or So, Please and I Would Like To Ask You Respect My Opinion Because I'm Educated Stupid. If You Reply To My Post Please Start Sentences (Or Even Words, Depending On How Educated You Are) With Capital Letters. I'm Going Back To Reading 「走れメロス」With A Serious Face (And Using An Online Translator). Please Make Me A Moderator Here, I Want To Ban People Who Disagree With What I Say And Don't Respect Me.

>>144
You are only supposed capitalize Nouns, Fool.

>>145
Hey, My Colleges Engineers At The University (More Than 7 Years Of Experience) All Write Like This. Who Are You To Point Out My Mistakes? Where Do You Study? I am actually With Most Certainuality at 東京東海大学. Argue With Others When You're Someone, Dear Sir From The Other Post. Kids Of Today, No Fucking Respect For Scientific Research.

Hey, 東京東海大学 is a fictional university which is famous for Himonya Jun. How come you know the name?!

when i go to japan all the girls will like me because i watch naruto

I love Japanese culture so much I must have been japanese in a past life time!

>>149
You won. I raged.

THIS IS ARE COUNTRY

鬼畜外人！！

Heh. The American is amused. Capitalize beginnings of sentences and proper nouns (country names, companies, people names, and the like).

And Naruto fan, I sure hope you say it Naa-ru-toh, not Nuh-roo-toh, or they'll all laugh in your face, lol.

Sorry, had to!

>>153
This aussie wombat is amused.

>>153
I pronounce it "nurupo."

wea isu ji torain suteeshon
dairekushons puriisu

日本人 "I go to Nova because I want to understand movies without subtitles"

I love Japan cos its more American than America!!! 50 plus years of US occupation has converted the whole country!!

ぬるぽ

Get out of my store. This is not a library. You pay 5 dolla or you get out. Fucking kids.

I am ha..ha.hha.haa.haaaa...haaahhahaaa havingu a goodo timemu.

You know where trains? Trains? Train?

Porkchopu?

>>129

Old copypasta is olllllld.

>>113

No it isn't.

i herd that weeaboos liek mudkips too much =/
anyone read encyclopedia dramatica on weeaboos? that is awesome.

>>157
True that

ナルーットがーだいすぅきーっでっすよねえ！！！わったしぃは日本にいーきーますっ！What do you mean you don't understand my accent?!?

アイ ウィシュ ザット ユー ウォード シャット ザー ファック アップ！

>>158 ガッ！！

謝罪と賠償を（ｒｙ

>>164
lol

How about mimiking some annoying Japanese students;

"nothing special"
" i don't know"
"i have no opinion"
"we Japanese"
"safety country"
"eh toh...nandake...eh-to"

http://digg.com/apple/Why_the_Japanese_Hate_the_iPhone

http://japaneseclass.jp/

Learn a real language you pussies, like Korean.

俺は日本。

The situation here is so tense.

Well, i am learning Japanese slowly... everyone makes mystakes the first time they speak or write, you freakin' perfectionists

THIS IS A PEN
これはペンです。

>>175

And the appears the gaijin transcribing stuff: Kore wa penu desu xD

>>176
君はＪＥＲＫＦＡＣＥだ。

>>177

Thanks, I really appreciate that, you know-it-all

want to test if I can post here

>>179
ちゃんとできましたね

>>175
This is a pen. This IS a PEN. This PEN IS a pen. This PENIS! PENIS! BIG PENIS!

>>181
見つけた!英語の本当な利用を見つけたぞ!全部がちんこについてだ! 文法とか単語とかそれぞれはちんこに戻る!愛している~

test test

sss

radio sound, radio sound

dqn dqn lol

(・ω・)ﾌﾆ

Hi us!

>>172
I prefer C++.

ゲームお始める
途中から始める
最初から始める
続きから始める
CGモード
ゲームお終了

>>190
ゲームお始める
途中から始める
最初から始める
続きから始める
CGモード
→ゲームお終了

俺、日本語をアニメから身につけただってばよー！

Kanjitte,nanda? OrenoKyoukashoniwanainda,sore.

>>188
baM FaP
best ID ever