Hairy ass! (anti-confidence!) (80)

1 Name: Bumfluff : 2006-11-14 19:21 ID:yLtTjexa

heyy, alot of my reason for my low self esteem would be my hairy ass, its unmanly to shave it, and embarassing!
i'd like to know just how unnatractive it is?
is it as bad as i think it is?
i'm not hairy anyhwhere else except my legs! no girls i go out with would be able to tell. I am a vigin, low confidence, average looks, sporty, stong, etc.
opinions please guys ans gals? (especially gals!)

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-14 21:16 ID:yk+uNJiV

I know this is a weird example, but my brother also has a hairy ass(from him mooning me way too many times). He is also not so great looking in the face(big nose ect.) But he also has a great sense of humour, and he is really smart. Right now he his going out with this gorgeous girl, and she doesn't care about what he looks like. She even dumped her boyfriend of 5 years for my brother. In this situation looks didn't matter, they just got along amazingly well. So in conclusion, so what if you have a hairy ass, I'm sure you have a great personality!

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-15 04:40 ID:Heaven

Get your hairy ass of personal issues.
Go somewhere else like Love and Romance or General.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-15 05:51 ID:Heaven

  /L/l
 〔゚fヲ゚.〕 DQN?

5 Name: Bumfluff : 2006-11-15 16:33 ID:MV8cS2E0

>>3
but this is a personal issue ;_;
>>4
DQN? :) whats this?

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-15 19:28 ID:Heaven

DQN is for silly and strange stuff. http://4-ch.net/dqn/

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-16 00:02 ID:V149vL6O

>>2
Yeah, hairy ass really isn't that big a deal. I mean...if you had like...gross hairy balls that'd be a different story, but no girl's gonna critique the quality of your asscheeks.

8 Name: Bumfluff : 2006-11-16 00:43 ID:T4F+Ycuw

>>7
hmm, my balls are pretty hairy too...is this the price i pay for having a huge one? coz lotsa people are this big without being as hairy as an ape-yeti who accidentally consumed a truck of hormone juice the day before shaving.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-16 05:52 ID:Heaven

>>8

Cut off your balls and ass if you don't like it.

We don't want apes like you around.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-17 08:16 ID:Heaven

>>1
No offense, but that's the lamest reason EVER for having a low self-esteem. GTFO and gb2/dqn/

11 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-25 05:18 ID:McP5c4ze

Who cares? Unless you walk around nekkid

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-25 06:03 ID:gfg3DPS/

Whatever, if you're feeling insecure about it, either get over it, or get it waxed. Just 'cause an ass that hasn't been shaved for a week is spiky. At least waxed hair grows back slower and softer.

13 Name: 12 : 2006-11-25 06:04 ID:gfg3DPS/

PS: Don't be embaressed about getting your ass waxed. The waxers don't care for shit as long as you pay them. No one else has to know anyhow

14 Name: yuka : 2006-11-25 16:41 ID:u4ZiiYmZ

That's right! And it's not like a hairy as is going to affect you when you have sex or something right?

(I still don't make any sense)

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-26 21:54 ID:9bvu3Ete

By the time the girl can actually see your hairy ass, it's probably not going to be an issue is it...

"Oh god...that ass...NO SEX FOR YOU!"

Not going to happen, is it? If you really hate it just shave (nothing wrong with shaving), but it's really not an issue in my opinion.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-28 11:43 ID:Rm8OpQDn

>>15
dont shave, its a bad idea(i should know) , wax it instead

17 Name: me : 2006-11-30 17:36 ID:Aq60F6Vg

well, have you ever fucked someone and was complaining that you are horrible, i am not sure, sometimes hairy guys are so hot, but not like your matter, it is really the first time that i hear about hairy ass cheek, actually it is still look like sexy, put in your mind that some girls like hairy men more than any thing in this universe... ask an expert...
i am not that hairy but some girls asked me if i had shaved or not and if so they would love me to keep lots of hair in my body spatially in fiki fiki stuffs.... hummmmmmmmmmm....
dude dont worry, you are normal, and if you dont like your hair on ass you can try to get rid of it for ever by laser operations... its is kind of expensive but it does work!!!!

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-28 21:41 ID:5BFhqu0R

i'm a guy and i think hairy asses on other guys is hot. in fact, i think it's better. Hairy asses and legs are manly- and your claim of having a big **** makes you sound even better. If the girls aren't into it- maybe you need a man :)

19 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-02 15:54 ID:R3puQINj

Rejoice in your fluffy seat! I have terrible foot odour that I can't get rid of but that doesn't stop me getting dates - and foot odour is much nastier than a hairy butt.
My recommendation is to stop thinking its a bad thing. And whatever you do, DONT SHAVE IT! A hairy butt is one thing, but finding short stubble on a partner's butt years ago was the biggest turn off ever. Hairy is a-okay, but stubble feels really REALLY strange.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-07 12:52 ID:Heaven

I have a hairy ass and hairy balls and i dont understand what youre crying about.

21 Name: fart man : 2007-01-12 07:44 ID:50Bkfzqv

>>11
[Unless you walk around nekkid]
actually, he walks around nekkid and open the ass wide in front of little girls

22 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-12 10:22 ID:zPvjDBEH

im a female and I dont really care, so long as you dont go around boasting about it

23 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-12 20:00 ID:Heaven

>>1
A hairy butt isn't going to stop me from groping their butt if I fancy the guy. If you do find a girl who turns out to be too hung up on your body hair, offer a trade of services: You'll shave/wax their legs for them, if they wax your butt. Ta-da, everybody happy. :-p Though IMO it's a very silly mindset to have for a girl.

24 Name: devildogmre : 2007-01-14 18:51 ID:IC6nbmHf

If they're that much of a personal prob, then just by some electric clippers and trim them down a bit. Myself, I've never had any woman complain about my hairy bod. All my girlfriends and ex's loved my hair. It is a sign of masculinity! Be Proud!

25 Name: fart man : 2007-01-25 08:26 ID:50Bkfzqv

>>24
be proud of hairly ass? its hard

26 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-25 22:09 ID:Heaven

>>25
hairy ass is a gift from god.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-25 23:37 ID:9VN8C1l6

Dude, don't shave your ass. The only place you should shave is your face. The other stuff doesn't matter.

Learn from this wise copypasta.

ASS HAIR

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.
Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-14 05:49 ID:mhSfhqzx

>>27

Adorable.

28 GET

29 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-19 01:36 ID:yKqMDZFZ

I have a hairy ass and all the chicks love it (usually because they want to wax it!) But it's not a big issue pal, don't worry. It's better than having some baby-style squeaky clean ass!

30 Name: A man : 2007-02-21 15:47 ID:IZvZJU0i

I love mens asses ... I go on every single site I love hairy ones as well

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