? alittle help here
Your mom's ears are so low, they touch the ground.
your mom's so fat she died
your mom's so fat, when the house caught on fire she got stuck in the doorway and burned alive, smoking and screaming.
Shut your cramhole!
your mums so fat that when people see her they say "hey, you're fat!" and shes like " i know" and they're like "ok"
wat r these? Mama stupid jokes
jerk store?
double nigger jew
"At your age, you're making such childish insults? Haha!"
Here's a classic:
"I'm rubber and you're glue: whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."
-Try it on friends!
-Try it on classmates!
-Impress coworkers!
Play the Monkey Island games and learn to make rhyming comebacks; keep up with the rythm and humiliate your opponents!
cockpunch
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will hurt forever...
Oh, wait
cockbite
"It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you prove you're an IDIOT!" - Vegeta, DBZ