Please help me get over this gay disorder.

you cant live with it

become an hero

hit your head against a wall a few times, this should fix it

Go outside and let everyone react in disgust at your retardedness until you stop being such a selfish loner bastard and kill yourself for the greater good of humanity.

But if you do that, fuck you for traumatising your parents and relatives. See, you can't win, but you can't lose.