compulsive masturbating (37)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-14 13:35 ID:KcNpovkZ

I fap too much to my own liking. It's like, all I need to be during the day is ALONE and then I'll gladly drop anything I'm doing to take a quick half hour break on youporn

How the hell do I get rid of this habit? :/ I'm starting to get complaints for various assignments I'm doing

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-14 14:27 ID:B9bjj7Xz

Well, if your body is operational, and it looks like it is, you can still work.

Used to be people like you and me were forced to work if they wanted to eat. Now we can live cushy lives in our parents' houses eating their food and leeching off their electiricy/internet bills. I feel pretty lame. I'm either massively depressed, but don't know it, or just genuinely lazy. Both situations are really serious.

The worst part, is now that I have some money from a partime job, I don't dare spend it. Honestly that's the most depressing part.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-14 15:43 ID:KcNpovkZ

There was a good quote in Welcome to the NHK: "those who are hungry work".
I must not have much of a need in order for a habit like this to become so compulsive that I even give up doing what I'm supposed to at first chance... but now I'm at a point where I can't make myself stop even if I want to :(

Seriously fail. I need help getting rid of the habit of fapping.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-14 18:26 ID:KcNpovkZ

shit man, copypastaed... even this place is going downward spiral

5 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-14 22:19 ID:9D6CnAAG

I found this on youporn, I swear they're twins.

When I was 12-14 I fapped around three times a day, now I either fap only one time a day or not at all.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-15 03:41 ID:6DgYciqy

cold showers man just take one when your about to fap

7 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-15 23:53 ID:freXcoOm

Bump for help myself. I do it waaay too much. The other day I did it so much my dick bled, and now I have a scab on it. I swear, I did it like over 10 times. How do I stop this?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-16 02:51 ID:EVAW8gTy



9 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-16 02:52 ID:sKXmQz9O

Easy. Chop your dick off.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-18 15:27 ID:KcNpovkZ

OP here..
I'll try the cold showers.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-19 00:49 ID:Heaven

get the fuck off the internet for starters.
put the computer outside of your room, preferable in front of others if they exist.
now i HAVE TO fap.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-19 07:23 ID:Heaven

You can fap TOO MUCH?

13 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-21 04:35 ID:Heaven

fuck this post

14 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-24 14:20 ID:KcNpovkZ

die in a fire

15 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-24 15:27 ID:5jzu5rAj




It is painless! You will just sleep, but you wont wake up again in your actual body, if you "wake up" in the future again ;))!!

16 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-01 03:56 ID:Fpw5aEY3

Go find some easy girl and screw her. Works every time.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-01 04:33 ID:KuQXEs84

Get a picture of Dick Chenney. Whenever you want to fap, whip it out and stare at it. Works like a charm.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-01 04:42 ID:KuQXEs84

Play prerecorded Cheney speeches too. No way to can fap with him clucking away in the background.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-06 00:01 ID:A7CJ5xJt

>>16 what about girls?!
can't find any easy guys...

20 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-06 13:29 ID:4yvW/tmP

>>19 then pay!!

21 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-07 15:38 ID:SDNk17Ci

If you can't find easy guys then you're not looking hard enough since that covers about 90% of us.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-08 04:44 ID:h0shn1i5

I hope you mean easy like, easy-going, and not easy like, desparate

23 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-09 01:38 ID:Heaven

All men are whores.
I know, I am one.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-09 04:28 ID:s2dFg+xo

to an extremely-obese girl or an ugly-like-a-monkey one it's very hard to find a guy so.... >>20 PAY!

25 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-09 13:37 ID:Heaven


> extremely-obese girl

some guys like that... for example, black men

> ugly-like-a-monkey

This is why God created cosmetics, alcohol, and candlelight; So he cover for his failures and unhypocritically enforce the Torah's reproduction clause.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-10 23:32 ID:CqsHfsgY

Stop being alone so much. As in find some friends. Be alone only as much as you have to be. Like if you have to do your homework, just do it and then go outside. It gets easier over time with practice. (Yes, I am here because I am out of practice.)

27 Name: Goldaline : 2007-09-16 22:50 ID:yjvUeJwc

I have a similar problem. I'm a female with the libido of a 14 year old boy. I masturbate 5+ times a day, usually I don't even look at porn or even think about anything erotic at all. Really it's not that much of a problem though, especially when compared to my internet use it doesn't take up a significant amount of time. It's just weird, I always see guys anxious about fapping too much, but never girls.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-17 04:54 ID:ymRgeL/o


how long is your cock

29 Name: SAGE : 2007-09-17 10:29 ID:Heaven

>>27 gtfo! Scumbag troll!


30 Name: Goldaline : 2007-09-17 16:17 ID:yjvUeJwc

Not a troll ;_;

31 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-20 20:53 ID:8ylHOhK0

>>29 Is it that hard to believe that women don't masturbate a lot? I'm a woman and i sometimes do it more than 5 times a day.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-21 04:43 ID:69Ny5YoY

I stopped fapping 3 times per day when my friend give me a NDS a entire week, after that, I don't know why, I'm fapping less than those times (that was a month ago)

33 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-23 22:10 ID:mABIffcX


GTFO. Women are pure and delicate creatures who have never heard of the filthier parts of the human anatomy.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-24 13:18 ID:A5NbFC7e

Granma you git of mah her bord! Sheesusphucknall!

35 Name: ChrisX : 2007-09-26 23:19 ID:T7XcK//H

Some people find help through Sex Addicts Anonymous

36 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-30 02:23 ID:ddBp/4BH

"As this increases for the sex addict, a pattern of behavior (or rituals) follows, which usually leads to acting out (for some it is flirting, searching the net for pornography, or driving to the park.)"

>>or driving to the park


37 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-30 04:39 ID:Heaven


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