Well, where do I start?
OK, Anon. Here is my situation.

-Currently live in Tokyo with no friends and still not fluent with the language
-Have no friends here, I think I am socially retarded
-I must pursue an education, but the universities here in English are way too expensive for me to even consider. If I were to try to apply to a Japanese University, I would have to learn the language fully first, which I think might take me a year and a half or so. (I am currently above Level 3)
-Am considering online education in Business, but don't know if that is what I want to do. I am thinking I can get some business education online, and then pursue something in Fashion/Graphic Design/Art. IDK how successful I will be, but I will hope for the best.

tl;dr-
How do I find friends in Tokyo?
How do I learn to not be so socially retarded?
Is online education t3h fail or is it all right given my level?
(read: fresh outta HS)

Please help, I don't know where else I can come for some advice.

P.S. - I live here because fam moved here, parents got job, blahblah, didn't care enough about my needs, so I have to fend...