i like shitting as much as i like ejaculating and i hate wiping my ass after i shit as much hate wiping the cum off my torso after fapping. so most of the time i walk around covered in dried cum and my own feces. its not too bad actually
ORSUM
except that to everyone else, you smell like shit...literally.
well done anon!
thats pro. bit similar to me. i have my own "cum-towel". i jack off onto it and then wipe my dick with it. ive saved up about a months worth of cum (i fap like once every 2 or 3 days). its getting all crusty n shit. i should probs give it a wash sooner or later but i like the smell of my own produce.
disgusting... what would it be like if you have a girl who wants to go down to you at any given moment at any given time...
you smell worst than a dead rat... and even would taste awful.
nobody gets down to you.. eh?