ok heres what happened. me and some mates were out clubbing/pubbing and drinking. we got fully wasted, then all went back to mine to crash. however when we got out of the cab in our drunken states, i realised that we didnt have enough matresses or couches to fit everyone in, so one of my best mates and i passed out on my bed (fully clothed, nothing gay). so anyway, i wake up at like 330 in the morning to find him with his dick out humping me (no penetration). i freaked out but didnt have the guts to do anything, i just went into another room and slept on the floor.

i havent said anything to him. i dont know if he knows and i dunno what to do. should i tell him, or just bury it as one of those deep dark secrets and hope to god nobody finds out?

Why do you worry? He probably was having some wet dream totally unrelated to you,...

Guess you should find more serious things to worry about. Anyway, you are probably the only one who knows about it, so the most you can do is joke about it

He might have had a wet dream right beside you, I once Had one sleeping besides my brother, thankfully, I was humping the bed rather than him and he didn't notice it.