it's like I'm a hobo sitting on the floor in a gas station toilet, drinking malt liquor residue and tap water from a 40oz, while outside, my rich lawyer brother has tied my dad down and is beating him up :(

elaborate please? what seems to be the problem?

having your brother be more succesfull than you is a drag. specially if he and your father are into S&M.

pff, i wouldn't be so ashamed of myself over that.