Making fun of my patients. (65)

30 Name: Anonymous : 2008-02-14 02:18 ID:DkSXI2zy

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Endless stories. Some people are fucked up beyond belief. There's a guy I had who was arrested because he was masturbating while he was getting a haircut. Eventually he ended up in my office. As it turns out, he has a haircutting fetish because his mother used to always cut his hair as a kid. And she breastfed him until he was SIX. Also, he found his dad after he killed himself. Of course I did the usual good psychologist routine. "Oh well it's perfectly okay to have fantasies as long as you don't expose people to them. You can think whatever you want in your head, but you can't let your thoughts affect other people..." and so on. My friends and I thought those tapes were a hoot.

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