Long story short, me and four friends were drinking in the woods. Big fat jug of Carlos Rossi. One of my friends and I started fucking around and fighting, I pinned him, we got up and drank some more and just chilled. Later we were walking back along the main road and he tried to sucker punch me in the face, I ducked and he started trying to get me to fight him again (all of this is in front of his new girlfriend). I kept telling him it was a bad idea but he was just getting more and more beligerant. We went on a side road and he kept telling me to just hit him. I told him not to ask me another time or I'd actually do it. He's the kind of guy that thinks he's invulnerable so I took a swing. I missed, he swung and missed and it went on like that until I started compensating for being drunk and timing my punches right. Three good punches to the face and I threw him down to the asphalt and he hit his face and started bleeding. He just started laying in the road and wouldn't get up. I helped him to his feet and he took another swing at me. I ducked and grabbed his wrists and told him we were done and he walked one direction with his girlfriend and I walked the other with the other two guys.
This was all preceded by him mocking my best friend, being a general drunken asshole and me finding out he lied to one of the friends we were with about something I supposedly did (he slipped up and told the truth when he was drunk).
I told him multiple times it was a bad idea to fight but he just kept coming.
He doesn't have a right to be butthurt right?
"...I pinned him"
Closet fag
For sure he won't be happy,... Either forget the whole incident (he was humiliated, and stirring up the issue will only irritate him further), or get to know why was he bothered in the first place.
It takes a real homosexual to pick another one out of an anonymous online message board.
a fag
He deserved it, give him another one till he stops being an asshole.
I know you are but what am I?
God I hate copypasta. Get a life, and don't cut and paste one off another message board.
I know I am, but what are you?
I know you are, but why do I know anything...?
Pseudo-intellectual [soo-doh in-tl-ek-choo-uhl] (-noun): An intelligent, well-spoken person
who disagrees with you on important issues and is therefore worthy of scorn.