Wow I didn't think anyone else had one like mine. Yeah it curves towards my tummy, and I used the banana as a reference since I couldn't think of anything else. I remember when I was like 9 seeing a doctor for something else and my mum brought it up; the GP (a woman) was actually really nice about it and said they come in all shapes and sizes.

A decade later and I'm starting to think she was just trying to preserve my feelings, people come in all shapes and sizes too but most girls don't want a fatty.

I guess I just need something to give me the boost so I can go out there and get laid.