Okay guys, I've never done ANYTHING with my life. No extracurriculars activities, no past job experience, NOTHING. Just give me a resume that I can use for myself that has all the general bullshit on it and makes me look professional. I need one fast for my first job.
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Dude, just lie. Half of my last resume was totally made up bullshit and now I have a $76k/year job. Sad part is I hate my job.
Just Lie and when you have a job, you'll feel better you did.
Everyone has extra-curricular activities. Did you do anything outside of high school? If so, then you have an extra-curricular. If not, go and volunteer at a charity shop, then lie about how long you've been do it on your CV.
Everyone has extra-curricular activities. Did you do anything outside of high school? If so, then you have an extra-curricular. If not, go and volunteer at a charity shop, then lie about how long you've been do it on your CV.
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Job Objective:
Professional Employment
Work Experience:
Nothing
Education:
Unknown
Profile:
-Laziness
-Plagiarism
-Possible illiteracy
-General refusal to work for even one hour on a resume in order to gain general employment
-Unemployable slob
Be sure to copy down >>6's post as diligently as you can. Write it all on top-quality toilet paper.
go to Monster.com. Make a profile and use it as a resume. make sure to list your personal skills and volunteer work and such.
If you have trouble getting a job, get an internship for a while. An office internship will make you very hireable in 3 months. volunteer work and community service helps out too.