You know you're lonely if/when...
2. You know of somebody who is sick but wouldn't care at all to have you comfort them.
3. You fake being sick in one way or another.
4. You realize you need help, and are finally willing to ask for it, but you have no one to call.
5. You die in your apartment and aren't found until your neighbors get tired of the smell.
6. All the friends, girlfriends,family never made a difference.
7. You're posting on 4-ch.
8. You've got a weeaboo honorific on your BBS handle.
You're reading this list and realize that everything applied to you. ;__;
10. You show someone else this list and find that nothing applied to them.
11. You tried to love a girl until you find out that she is just nothing than other people who always living in lies, something which you hated so much. You later shunned her off and withdraws away from your society and cries everyday for your painful loneliness life and realizing how stupid humans is is.
12. You have a BBS handle on a mostly anonymous board.
13. You don't have one and bitch upon those who do.
14. You have many skills and hobbies at which you might not be very talented but still manage to do well, then realize you have no one to show them to and suddenly all the fun is gone.
15. You love a girl and you two become a couple then all of a sudden she says that she rather prefers girls than boys and you two break up T___T
16. You love a girl and you two become a couple then all of a sudden she says that she's a figment of your imagination.
17. You abstract her from yourself to keep up the illusion.
This is all too familiar to be comfortable.
You're feeling down and absolutely refuse to watch something on Youtube to cheer up, for fear of seeing other people with cooler lives than you've got, and making you feel like even more of a doofus, because you honestly wouldn't be able to take another blow to your ego right now.
Even better: you don't even consider cheering yourself up when you feel down. Just pop some noise or dark ambience into the CD player, grab a bottle of whiskey, and strap in for the ride.
I don't want to go there, but, well...
19. When you aren't afraid of death, and you prove it to yourself, each drunken night.
Okay. Let's have some less depressing ones.
Seconded. Youtube, Myspace etc.
20. You have an exciting fantasy life to compensate for your lack of a real one.
21. Your pet is your best, if not only, friend.
You have been alone so long that you start to believe you are a machine, so you drink a little motor oil to lubricate your joints and have to be hospitalized.
22. All of your best friends are screen names.
23. You know that if the internet goes out you would be completely alone.
24. When someone tries to befriend or romance you, you ignore them and retreat to your safe internal world where there are no surprises.
>>22 fucking yes.
25. You get a real life, but prefer your fantasy one.
26. You have a pretty good cellphone plan but nobody ever calls.
27. Buying groceries at the store and noticing a really cute girl bagging your stuff, you try to touch her hand as she hands them to you. You notice how soft her hands are even though you only lightly graze her fingers with yours.
28. The girl you love you only know on the internet, has a boyfriend, and lives across the country.
29. You read "...her little fingers" at the end of #27 (>>25) because you were lost in the picturing of the situation.
30. You're sitting alone in a university dorm a week in.
For fuck's sake. To the letter other than i'm looking at this list too.
31. You're mother committed suicide and you have noone to talk to and now feel like you should do the same.
>>31 here. Sorry for the horrible grammar mistake. Meh, see? I'm good for nothing.
>>28 Try 5 years. No, don't. Get out while you still can.
#32. Your favorite past time is "not going out of the house."
#33. You own a body pillow or a blow up doll.
#34. You find out your online girlfriend is actually a man.