Hi guyz, and the one chick I'm sure hangs out here. I have a problem with my roommate that I'm not sure how to handle. You see this guy is a fat, lazy, guinea wop dago and uses everyone for everything. He doesn't do his share around the house, he doesn't even provide for himself. Since he moved in he has done nothing but mooch off of me. Cigarettes, food, whatever. Cigarettes he has given back but he didn't have to pay for those. He bums off of others and passes his surplus on to me. As for food, he cooks these meals that are disappointing for someone who supposedly graduated cooking school. Not to mention to make these crap meals he uses my canned food stuffs that were left by my old roommates. It was three weeks worth of food for me. His fat ass depleted all of it in one. He tries to cook these big meals, that suck, and say it's for everyone in the house. He walks away with the biggest pile of shit on his plate and leaves the left overs for the rest of us. AND he tries to pull this "the cook doesn't clean" bullshit! This guy is 34 years old (or maybe older) and is such a fucking fuck up. How long does it take someone to get their life together? Also, this guy is such a moron. I'll try to study at the table in the kitchen and he'll come up trying to make small talk. Something about Brice Lee, Dragon Ball, or Godzilla. I give him short "I'm not interested in talking right now" answers and this fuck can't take a hint. I just get up and walk away. What do you do with someone like this? It's not my house, I just rent a room here like he does. I'm thinking about getting him kicked out. Mother fucker can't walk 10 steps out the front door to smoke a cigarette and has to light up in his room, which blows smoke through the vent and into mine. Regardless that smoking isn't allowed in here.
Sorry guys, didn't mean to bitch. Just had to vent.
>I'm thinking about getting him kicked out.
That's probably your best bet. Use the no smoking rule to your advantage.
A guy downstairs smokes and it wafts up through the vents. I hate it too, but he owns his room and others rent so we can't do anything about it.
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Screw the no-smoking rule and just tell him off. You aren't his momma.
I don't want to sound ass, but if i would be you, I would definitely go and tell on him. Or then you can start playing ugly tricks on him. Like hide all the equipment that doesn't belong to him and keep the food in your own room if possible, or any other mean tricks. He will prolly get raged, but maybe he will understand then that he's definitely not living alone in this apartment and will start showing more respect towards all of you. As a nonsmoker I totally feel you, report about him smoking inside if he doesn't learn the lesson.
Btw, have you simply talked to him? Be like: "m8, we need to talk"
Thanks for the advice guys. For an update, the guy cant hold a job and already gave the landlord his HDTV as collateral. He is currently "seeking" one from the comfort of his bedroom. He wont be here much longer. :)
He really needs to get a life. If he can't pay his own rent, he should be kicked out. You don't need a bum like him ruining your lifestyle. You and your other room mates should really discuss this and think about it. If he leaves the house to do something, throw his stuff out and tell him that he is out.
OP here. There is no stopping this guy with conventional weapons. I've called the landlord about the smoking, he just says he isn't and she believes him. I tell her about the leaving the sink full a dishes, never cleaning up after himself, and just generally being a burden to everyone els; and she just tells us to work it out. This is quickly becoming a HIM or ME situation. Fuck this fat fuck. He has started borrowing my laptop to "apply for jobs online" and just looks at porn for a few hours until I ask for it back. This guy has already pawned almost everything he owns just to stay here. I can't wait to see were this will go when his rope runs out.