Come on, Brahs! (10)

1 Name: Brah : 2008-12-23 19:49 ID:b+VU1LVs

I was hoping this place was gonna have pics of hot oriental bitches. I almost left, but then I started reading this wack shiite here.

I gotta say this, man...people in this thread had better shape up and start flying right if they ever expect to get anywhere in the corporate world. Let me tell ya now: this is the sort of shitty attitude that gets you're ass fired.

I don't understand why your all whining. I've read through the threads here and you're all a bunch of high school / college age whiners who've never worked a day in your lives all spouting off about the evils of capitalism (which you've never tried) and society (lol, you're a bunch of recluses, ha ha!).

None of you do any real work, none of you have done any real work (oh, the guy who supposedly builds websites or something kills frickin 8-year-old nephew builds websites...gtfo, it's like using Word or something, there's no skill there).

In short: Get out there and join the rest of us out here in the workforce, slackers.

Take me. I went to community college then a midwest B-school. Sure, I threw back a few brewskis in my frat and partied hearty, but I pulled a solid 2.1 average.

Took me a while to land the right job. A few months outta school, my dad's boss helped me get in as an assistant manager at Mr. Chicken Dog, but my manager convinced me to go into sales. That's where the big bucks are.

Now, I sell life insurance from our office at the Crestview Mall (junior associate on the fast track, in five more years, the boss says I could make regional manager...sweet). And check this: I pulled down almost 25 Gs my first year out, PLUS 3400 in commissions.


When I'm not working, I PARTAY. Because I'm working and I've got the green.

My fave is to work on my pickup techniques with the ladies at the FlickerSnackers or McGillicuddy's (they do Jello shots free on Tuesdays, freakin' awesome!). I won't say I'm scoring pussay right and left, but only because I don't wanna boast, ha ha! The ladies love a salesman, but so far, they're always shy about doing the nasty with someone they just met, so I gotta get my "close" down to get their legs to open, know what I'm saying? Ha ha!

On weekends, my brahs and I head over to the riverboat casino and drop a few bills on the card tables to impress the ladies or check out a game at the O'Flarerty's Sports Bar and drain a few pitchers.

I'm going to trade in my Nissan for a Vette real soon cause my luck's gonna turn around real soon and then I'm gonna be rollin' in it. Gotta get some sweeter wheels...nothing turns the ladies off like a rusty Altima, ha ha!

But seriously, man, nothing gives self-respect like working for someone. Success is around the corner for me and it can be for you, too. Really, man. I'm not just saying it.

I'm not staying in life insurance sales forever buddy has a line on a new product that practically sells itself (he got over $800 in commissions last month!). Man, with my skills, I'll have a cool million in the bank before I'm 35. Awesome, right, ha ha!

So, yeah...I'm a success. But you can be like me, that's what I'm sayin'. That's what it's all about, man. What have you done with your lives except play video games and watch cartoons?

Come on, brahs. Get with the program!

Poor people are only poor because they're like, lazy and shit, so if you're poor, you only have yourself to blame. If that's how you want it, tho, cool...more for me then, ha ha!

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-23 21:06 ID:oB3qJMt6

You are so funny it's awesome. Nevertheless the mere fact that you wrote your post totally destroys your credibility.

But it was a good laugh ^_^

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-23 22:27 ID:Heaven


This is where I stopped reading.

4 Name: zerdzer : 2008-12-23 23:15 ID:Heaven


5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-23 23:58 ID:plOauWzW

Thank you OP! It's good advice and cheered me up! I have faith again that I can find happiness. It's money for you, so good job at becoming a salesperson. I will now work again toward becoming an orphanage nurse real soon now with renewed energy!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-24 00:31 ID:fKgfjLaK

Hey that's pretty good, but you need to work on characterization, timing, strategic formatting... study when and where to sacrifice grammar for humor value. (Solid 2.1... LOL)

7 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-24 05:01 ID:Heaven

>maybe someone will notice my subpar trolling on 4channel.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-24 07:50 ID:ZYmOtFx4

strong post..i rofld

9 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-24 11:30 ID:nXS93Gcm

its assholes like you who opress introverted people not giving them a place to go causing them to react this way Id say fuck off I enjoy analyzing thinking and reading. come on lad if you have the time to do this and insult dont waste your time on so called losers like us

10 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-25 00:44 ID:Heaven

Copypasta from the AnonIB Hikikomori board.

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