How do I damage my eyes enough that I need to wear glasses but not so much that I go blind?
you can wear non corrective glasses. Problem solved.
yeah.. just frames and "computor protection" glass..
Why do you want glasses?
Anyway, you could just go to the local opticians and explain to them that you want glasses, but don't actually need them. I'm sure they'd be happy to sell you some frames, since that's their business. Glasses frames can be expensive, though.
It depends on the brand. Some frames can be very cheap.
Go back in time to your preteen years and read a lot.
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I think that's a myth; you really need to go back in time, and mess up your parents' genes, so they wind up with hereditary vision defects.
bleach, but not too much of it. taste it first because it might be expired and that'd be dangerous.