i have a tonne of work to do for school and many tests coming up real soon but i had to spend the last few hours on msn talking to my girlfriend about issues and shit cos she felt disillusioned and other girl stuff.

its 4am and i have a class at 9am.

shit.

Walking zombie? As opposed to one of those crawling zombies that like to play possum like in Resident Evil?

Yeah... well at least your honest about being a zombie. Those sons-of-bitches that played dead were the freakiest part of RE for me. I was always like "oh shit there's a guy on the floor, oh shit oh shit shit shit shit shit shit shit...". And then, of course, the fucker pops up and BAM grabs my leg and starts chewing (how did I not get infected?) and I have to curb-stomp his ass.

I always hated that.

>>2

Yo man, all you gotta do is torch them corpses to a crisp and they'll rise no longer. I remember an insane cheat in that game where you could get like 999 fire-grenades for your grenade launcher; damn dogs and frogs weren't so scary with that baby backing me up.

Is there a cheat like in real life?

You know, just in case?

>>4

Not until virtual reality becomes mainstream, bro.