Greenlighters are an emerging underground movement of sexually promiscuous teenagers, including bisexual, homosexual, and heterosexual members. Members of this movement wear a green polo shirt with the collar up, indicating that they are open to pretty much any sexual adventure ... Some parent groups are starting to get involved - urging parents to go through their kids clothes and confiscate green shirts and polos.
http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/43232
http://greenlighter.org/
zOMG SEX GANGS!
About time, I'd say!
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> Some parent groups are starting to get involved - urging parents to go through their kids clothes and confiscate green shirts and polos.
Wow, these people sure know how to deal with teenagers!
This sounds like 'jelly-roll bracalets' - the last big parent scare. Yawn. Life is really cyclical, yes?
How long did the 'rainbow party' Oprah scare last?
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/michellemalkin/mm20050526.shtml
Gotta get me a green polo.
When I first read an article about this, my mom came home having bought me a --- guess what --- green polo. I still haven't gotten laid.
...cause taking away the green shirts will stop their promiscuity since having green polo shirts is what causes teenage sex.
I nominate "Oprah scare" as the new official terminology for this phenomenon. An Oprah scare shall be defined as a moral panic confined largely to suburban American housewives.
Someone contact Webster over this, wholeheartedly fourthed!
Well this explains a lot...
Maybe those teenagers are getting laid because their parents remove their clothes?