He is God.
2. The nobel prize is and always was bullshit. Scientists and pioneers don't need no fucking prizes to know they're special.
3. a corrupt stupid norwegian in the nobel comitee wanted to get a picture with himself and obama
4. Nobel committee just testing out new Grape Flavored medallions
5. It's a conspiracy of world illuminati government.
6. Obama entered the konami code
7. Based on a careful analysis of US cable news, no one else has done anything of note in the past year.
8. Because the Nobel committee realized that nobody cared about the award anymore and decided to give it to him to get on his good side. Or perhaps they're trying to get the 30% of the people who still want Obama as president to start giving a shit about the award.
9. "He's Barrack Obama and he came to save the day!"
10. "Because of the JEWS."
12. "I pressed the wrong number"
13. Because "Allah akbar!"
14. He's black, yet he hasn't been (caught) stealing cars or shooting people. Peacefulness must be seen in the context of his circumstances.
15. "Free Nobel Prize with four orders of General Tso's Chicken" promotion at Hunan Garden that week.
17. Because of affirmative action, obviously, that nigger.
19. Because he doesn't like sixteens. (yes, it's to you >>17 ;) )
20. Because he has a small penis.
21. The king of Norway wanted to see one of those funny American negroes
22. To dramatize his hipocricy. He is going to have to say "This is not what I want!" He is a pathetic scapegoat. Big reaction is needed.
It's funny how immediately after he won that award, a American missile hit another location.
I think the award was for proving that black people can learn how to be classy , sane and speak proper English.
As a result: more is expected of the black community now that the bar has been raised.
Even if this isn't the 24th reason posted in the thread, I refuse to have my reason and number not be in sync.
24. Because he blew up a bunch of brown people for Israel.