Gille Deleuze (23)

20 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2008-03-08 16:52 ID:Heaven

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it’s really related to this thread.

I went to the Left Bank a while ago; you know, the Left Bank?

Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn’t get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had “15 francs off” written on it.

Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don’t come to the Left Bank just because it’s 15 francs off, fool. It’s only 15 francs, 1-5 FRANCS for crying out loud.

There’re even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some deconstructionist hermeneutics, huh? How fucking nice. “Alright, daddy’s gonna dialogue with the text.” God I can’t bear to watch.

You people, I’ll give you 15 francs if you get out of those seats. The Left Bank should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of existential questions can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that’s what’s great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home.

Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes “I question the utilitarian justification of your assumptions.” Who in the world has pure utilitarianism as a reference point nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, “do you REALLY want to ask him about the logical consequences of his proposal?” I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don’t just like saying “utilitarian”?

Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, falsifiability. That’s right, Popper's theorem of scientific falsifiability. This is the vet’s way of philosophizing. Popper's theorem of falsifiability means almost all of what we think of as philosophy is actually just mental wanking. But on the other hand it requires a bit more effort. This is the key. And then, it’s delicious. This is unbeatable.

However, if you take this position this then there is danger that you’ll be marked by the employees from next time on because they suspect you of scientism; it’s a double-edged sword. I can’t recommend it to amateurs.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with writing pseudo-profound graffiti on bathroom walls.

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