Safe and Painless Manipulation of Penile Zipper Entrapment [Levity/Useful] (18)

1 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2007-10-20 15:41 ID:D2nv0Lqy

Entrapment of prepuce in a zipper is a common cause of prepuceal injury in children. The reported interventions include dismantling the zipper with bone or wire cutters, to circumcision. A quick, simple and non-traumatic approach to the zipper manipulation is presented in which prepuce is instantly released by lateral compression of the zip fastener, using a pliers.

Step 1: Just ahead of the entrapped foreskin, using an ordinary wire cutter, the two unzipped halves were first given transverse cuts over the free margin so that the tooth line is divided, and then, further cutting the cloth strips just lateral to the tooth lines, the cuts were extended along the sides of the zip fastener.

Step 2: The zip fastener was then held with pliers from side to side ensuring that the lateral margins of its both anterior and posterior faceplates were within the grip of the pliers. Applying a strong compression, the entrapped foreskin was released instantaneously. This manoeuvrer was painless. It was due to an increased gap between the two faceplates of the zip fastener when compression was applied from the lateral sides. The increased gap resulted in loosening the interdigitation of the teeth of the two halves of the zip, allowing the prepuce to be slipped off.

2 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2007-10-20 19:55 ID:Heaven

oh gawd.

3 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2007-10-20 20:53 ID:Heaven

saging a troll thread

4 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2007-10-20 21:38 ID:D2nv0Lqy


5 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2007-10-27 03:09 ID:/cV/6+nm

or you could burn it...burning is science =] (sarcasm)

6 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2007-11-06 08:25 ID:Heaven

What has science done?

7 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2007-11-08 22:32 ID:D2nv0Lqy

Freed the entrapped prepuce in a relatively pain-free manner.

8 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2007-11-15 03:09 ID:Qt7P2wv4

>>7 lol

9 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2007-12-22 22:54 ID:FVZgW2Xc

I have done this, and it feels like pouring a viscous, very hot liquid on your foreskin. Oh, and it bleeds and doesn't stop.

10 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2007-12-30 23:48 ID:/kuKlUJv

I have never done this, since Im almost never in that much of a rush to not notice where my penis is.

11 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2008-04-29 09:34 ID:n97HtDa8


Step #2 -- After you finish peeing, pull you underpants up and over your wee-wee.

Step #3 -- With you wee-wee safely shielded by your underpants, proceed to close your pants with the button and zipper provided by the manufacturer.

Step #4 -- Continue on with your day until the next time you feel the need to pee

Step #5 -- Repeat all necessary steps.

12 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2008-04-29 13:30 ID:Heaven

Open bottles should not be inserted into the vagina or rectum as an attempt at removal may create a vacuum within the bottle, and prevent its extraction.

13 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2008-04-30 00:36 ID:Heaven

Unless you drill a hole in the bottom.

14 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2008-04-30 13:29 ID:z6H00nId


The voice of experience.

15 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2008-04-30 17:02 ID:g08y4CoM

I'm betting >>1 made this amazing discovery after kidnapping a battery of little neighborhood boys for deliberate zipper-entrapment and subsequent experimentation.

16 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2008-05-01 15:58 ID:RrF/iu7I


17 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2008-05-11 19:30 ID:0GJFZAKl

I did it out of love.

18 Name: Anonymous Scientist : 2009-11-01 05:07 ID:xOxz9Zqb

bumping this two years later

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